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Twenty-one heads and only one hat to his name. I learned how to internet on mefi. (Bartfast, Slarty)
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Hakeem Jeffries got that Big Middle School Principal Energy. Shit keeps up, some motherfuckers ‘bout to find themselves in detention and some parents gonna get an email about “positive learning environment.”

If I didn’t have to uproot 2 kids in high school and a wife with a good career, this would be me in a hot second. apple.news/AX-1YrmTKRyS...

I’m collecting headlines for a new game I’m calling “Truth or Onion.” Which of these quotes are from an actual “news” source and which are intentional satire?

You know that feeling, “Everything’s going to okay”? I miss that the most.

Friends, protesting works. The republicans are cowards. With enough pushback they may alter course. We must keep up the pressure. Turn your rage into action. Don't give in to feelings of helplessness. #weekinprotest theblop.org www.fiftyfifty.one June 14! 🚫👑 actionnetwork.org/event_campai...

I firmly believe that one’s physical appearance reflects one’s emotional and intellectual health. You can’t separate them.

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Status update: Litter Robot arrived today and our lives are already 7% better *just from opening the box*

The rise of “wellness influencers” is 100 percent the outcome of a healthcare system that hasn’t offered anything resembling wellness for decades. It’s not that they did their own research on vaccines; it’s that people don’t trust being an exploitable market instead of partners in their own health.

Oh! Only very sick kids. No problem then.

You cannot tell me the American system of government is going to allow a personal gift of a 747 to a president. There’s a check and a balance in there *somewhere* isn’t there? Or it’s already *that* broken?

This right here......