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A Nabokovian when it comes to Dostoyevsky
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Americans really hate this rude, aggressive version of settler colonialism. Can we please restore Obama era civility to imperial violence?

When is the No Podcasts march

When inflection points reach an inflection point

Empire always comes home. All the sins we have committed abroad were always destined to find us in our homes, on our streets. We're being haunted by the violence we allowed to thrive.

It's way too easy to lie online. Was just telling Halle Berry about that the other day

Random Atlanta gym 2017. I’m the photographer not one of the two gym patrons

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

Come follow me, and I will make you fizz for people

Honestly let's leave the whole attacking clumsy allies thing in the past. It's clout and take chasing dressed up as activism and it's super easy to correct without subjecting them to the two minutes hate. You're not a better person than Simone Biles.

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Live shot of me and happiness

And your interest rate violates state law

A review by THE CITY of court documents involving the most sprawling harassment suit that emerged against former Governor Andrew Cuomo paints a striking picture of how intensely his legal team has come after any woman he sees as part of his downfall.

I don’t believe Musk’s son beat the shit out of him

A Nathan Fielder remake of the Harry Potter remake before the other one comes out

Philanthropy in the penis

Fleetwood Mac and Me

Not a psychologist but I will open a door and say a person’s name with warmth and calm

Bluesky is a walkie talkie for people with no friends. Over

Starbucks pivoting to fascist "clean aesthetic" as a uniform for baristas is yet another reminder to keep boycotting their union-busting craptastic corporation of suckage, in case you needed one.

He should watch a movie called Pi