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jon.ge
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

lol why would they admit what time the change was made. who the fuck else is up at 3 am crying about white genocide in south africa

Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”

This guy has lost so many wallets

If you don't give your wallet to the wallet inspector how are you supposed to know whether they're good at their job?

I Know What You Did Last Supper

No matter how hard they try, this toothpaste is never going back in the tube. It's over.

I think it’s pretty clear at this point that the single biggest scandal that will be written into the historical record about Joe Biden is that he was old and not anything to do with Gaza and that’s just incomprehensible to me

This round of Biden 2024 recriminations is a really transparently obvious way of deflecting everyone's responsibility for everything that went before and everything that's happening now www.indignity.net/who-was-to-b...

lmao

jesus fucking christ

Cyd 1.1.11 released! This fixes a few bugs, including one particularly annoying random crash docs.cyd.social/blog/cyd-1.1...

honestly pretty funny coming from the proprietor of the legal bribe factory known as the Clinton Foundation

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

WOW. The Trump admin said they will review social media and deny immigration benefits to people saying antisemitic claims. They're even trying to deport people with green cards on alleged claims of antisemitism. Anyway, here's a tweet from an Afrikaner they flew here on Monday.

BREAKING: With Andor coming to an end, experts warn America's strategic supply of beautiful severe women who should be on my television a lot has dropped to dangerously low levels

Makkelijke oplossing: doe dat niet

Do you ever think about how many hours people all over the world spent these past 2 years protesting against the genocide in Gaza and how little it moved the people in power?

Ms. Rachel 🫡

Undefeated

it’s wild how the democratic party is not going to change and will continue embracing the tired centrists after a decade of losing power on all levels

Books are a total scam. Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

I’m glad people are chastising Hasan Piker for how much he engaged with his ICE interrogator. No one should do this. ANDBUTALSO, we now know ICE is willing to detain media people for their speech because he did. If he had refused to engage, they would claim he was flagged randomly. Now they can’t.

“The reason they’re doing [this] is to try to create an environment of fear, to try to get people like myself... to shut the fuck up,” Piker said on a stream recounting the details of the incident. www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike...

"I think it should be controversial to NOT say anything" about Gaza I spoke to YouTube star and children's educator Ms. Rachel about her outspoken support for Palestinian kids in Gaza - and the bad-faith attacks on her in response. Full interview here: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...

Seems fair to judge the competence and motivation of people who use the lie machine to generate shitty work product for them

Incalculable = when we calculated it, it didn't give us the answer we wanted

Yemen's Houthi rebels held a massive rally in the capital, Sanaa, declaring 'victory' over the US after President Trump announced a halt to US air strikes on Yemen. Houthi-aligned media says upwards of one million people turned out.

Gotta go with the Crusher sex grandma

This is the greatest commercial I have ever seen

no song has ever flexed as hard as "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On." Like "Sorry, it's nothing personal, I'm just really fucking hot, believe me it happens all the time"

dudes rock

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

You know what else reports a net loss every quarter? Every single police department in the country.

They absolutely tried to shoot the swarm and made it worse

this mckeown assist is silliness

Today is the 111th birthday of Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline