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Writer. Philosophizer. Neurologist in progress. Kendoka. Doing my level best to be peaceful, useful, prosperous, and happy. He/They 🏳️‍⚧️🥚
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Lessons from my Kendo Dojo’s kids class “Fun Day” before the holidays: I am neither rhetorically nor emotionally equipped for Gen Alpha trash talk.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I Think You Should Probably Expect the Violence to Continue If You Keep Doing This Kind of Shit by Karl Marx

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Watching him slide out of Jabba’s brood pouch sure is gonna make The Bear hit different. Follow this space for more discussion of the intricacies of Hutt reproduction! starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Brood_p...

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I start the Wordle with the same word. Today, for about three seconds, I thought it was finally my day to get it in one. Oh well.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

“We’re not exactly sure where pain signals from your guts go to in your brain, but don’t worry—we checked and the brain’s sensory apparatus lights up like a Christmas tree when we shove a balloon up someone’s butt and inflate it!” Good job, fellas.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh… I just don’t have that “stay up ‘til 3am in the middle of the week to play the new Victoria 3 DLC when it goes live” kind of energy anymore, ya know? What the hell happened. The years are not kind.

submitted 174 days ago • 1 comment

I hope all my porn-bot followers on the other site are doing okay. It seemed like they’d really been enjoying my tweets. 🙁💔

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Putting a cat bed on my desk was the right call.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a little embarrassing how much I care about impressing the WordleBot every morning.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I marvel that 58% of Canadians voting for some flavour of left-leaning party is going to result in a Tory majority. Then I remember Trudeau failed to get electoral reform done and I vibrate with incandescent rage.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Man, it’s gonna take some doing to get this thing to the local phone screen repair shop…

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Alright. Let’s try this again.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, world!

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