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We're the city that bombed itself.
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America's two fakest billionaires are duking it out over who has the least weird dick.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Cadbury Creme Eggs expensive AF now. Trump's tarriffs have ruined my Easter.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Ever feel like your country's gonna end up on the wrong side of history, again?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

What is it with assholes and weird dicks? Trump's look's like Toadstool. Musk's implant was botched. Does a weird dick make you an asshole?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

World's richest man hides behind child.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Amazon delivers dildos to your doorstep by dusk. But Bezos' gonna need a month to ZIP a CSV.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I heard Elon got access to our SS and tax refund money. Jokes on you. I'm not retired or getting a refund this year.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Planes are falling out of the sky left and right all across America. And Boeing isn't involved, somehow.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments