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jonathanelsewhere.bsky.social
Avid camper, wannabe hiker, fan of the outdoors, lover of books, cats and bicycles. Horror movies bring me joy. Known to enjoy sandwiches and naps. Still based in NJ. Would like to be Elsewhere. 🌎🌊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🦋🏕️
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Sure, hot coffee makes sense today.

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This is the least summery of all the summers I can remember.

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Weighing my options on just how much I want to do today. Wake up ✅ Shower ✅ Caffeine ✅ Be productive ❌

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Me logging on to Bluesky.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure how much force it takes to break a receptacle in half, but this was an unusual find. Swapped for something more visually appealing and less likely to burn the house down. #Homeowner #DIY

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Painting every wall on the inside of my house might be zen, but actually finishing the job and being able to sit outside and enjoy the weather will be more #zen.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I have absolutely nothing checked out from the #library for the first time in two years and it feels so strange. Like I’m neglecting my local branch.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone is having trouble sleeping, I just put together a training video that’s sure to be a snooze fest.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I had these left over after assembling the patio furniture. I’m sure it’s fine.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Today is a hard day for many, and if Mothers’s Day makes you depressed know that you aren’t alone. Some people never had mother. Some people lost their mother. Some women were never able to be a mother. Some mothers lost their children. Some mothers abused their children.

submitted 42 days ago • 45 comments

I’ve been having a rough couple of days (weeks). She got me a Happy Meal. I’m a lucky man.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

People actually voted for this dumbass.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

So there’s a bit of pollen in the air…

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

100% me on both sides all of the time.🤷‍♂️

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else a creature of the night who’s stuck working a day job?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a beautiful Friday afternoon and I have every intention of accidentally falling asleep by the pool in about 45 minutes.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky 🦋

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I got overheated working outside, so now it’s time to mess around in the garage. And by mess around, I actually mean I’m just laying in a gravity chair, thinking about future projects. Cheers, and happy #saturday. 🥃

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve never needed a #Friday the way I need this one.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Post a film or show that takes place where you’re from originally (not necessarily where you live now). It’s a few towns over, but close enough.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Drop some shields.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Seems appropriate for today.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Look, I’m not complaining, but this week has been 84 years long and temperatures on Saturday should be in the mid 70’s. Just need things to uh… you know… go faster. 🫠

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I’m trying to sneak as many movie quotes into my workplace conversations as possible today. Suggestions welcome. 🎬

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

I just thought to myself, “I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday” and then realized it’s actually Monday. Happy weekday, friends. Go do the stuff. Hooray. 👍

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Repost the spectacles, nerd 🤓

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