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Progressive AF. We're trapped in a dystopian satire, where the government is being run by uber-trolls hell-bent on one-upping each other in a contest to see who can do the dumbest, most destructive thing while still being cheered on by their troll army.
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'Anora' is the movie that 'Pretty Woman' should have been.

Meet Evan Anzoo, a five-year-old boy in South Sudan who died when Elon Musk shut down USAID and the boy lost access to his HIV meds. Musk says no one has died because of the aid shutdown, but that's because he didn't look. RIP, Evan, you deserved better. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving my future self the gift of a panic attack.

If you didn't see the second part of this tweet, you might think he had arrived at self awareness.

I'm pretty sure I just saw a pair of hummingbirds having sex (or am I supposed to say mating?) in my backyard and my sense that life is both beautiful and terrifying continues to tilt further and further towards the terrifying.

A Strategic Cryptocurrency Reserve? Why not a Strategic Unicorn Horn Reserve?

Mississippi Queen? No, I really don't know what you mean. Is Mississippi a monarchy?

I've had nachos as a meal 4 times in the last 9 days. I blame Trump for one of them, and Musk for the other 3. Okay, that's not fair. I really LIKE nachos.

🇺🇲 Man, she was so right...

Call Q-Anon! We're under attack by the shallow state!

In an extraordinary display of public support, heads of state, heads of government, and foreign ministers from all over Europe and Canada are posting in support of Ukraine in response to the Oval Office meeting with Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!! JUST WTF?!?

This is insane

Happy Tako Tuesday!

Pay attention to me!! Wait, maybe don't.

THE Rep. Jasmine Crockett to Elon Musk: "Fuck off." So say we all. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Video clip courtesy of @calltoactivism.bsky.social

So OPM says the emails are voluntary, so why would anybody respond just to have Musk's sh*tty AI decide if their work is worthy? Of course, Trump believes there are non-existent people not showing up to their government jobs or some stupid sh*t like that. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

The good news is Duolingo has Russian.