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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
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Come across something this morning I've not seen in a while, maliciously posted unmarked spoilers in completely unrelated videos. Anyway, I know how Squid Game ends now because I checked the comments on a funny Helldivers TikTok.

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Sub 200. Just.

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Eagerly awaiting Maso's Tom Holland impression but as James Bond.

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Man At Wedding Pretends These Are Candid Shots (2025)

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Rented Godzilla off Apple TV. Been eyeing the Criterion blu but I can't justify it for someone I might only watch once.

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Quote this post with a movie sequel that really hits No BTTF2 slander in this household. It rules and if you disagree, you're entitled to your opinion but you're wrong.

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Doped up with a cone of shame.

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Me and my friends would have killed Tiny Chef with hammers I can tell you that much

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Some lovely "benefit scroungers" talk in here this morning. Biting my tongue.

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Always a fun game trying to up the amount of things I can send through with borking my computer. Eight? Fine. Let's try 10. Pushing it, but ok. Twelve? SYSTEM ERROR

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I don't really care about James Bond.

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My internal monologue when I think about buying something over twenty quid:

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“How many hundreds of years have we fallen this time?” for the blog, i wrote about 28 Years Later as a film about the narratives that shape us, the world, and the future

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Having a lunch today which I call "sad chips." It's called that because I get chips when I'm sad. It doesn't help but at least I have chips.

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