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Our MAGA Russian mole has proposed that we rename LaGuardia airport to Vladimir Putin international airport.

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The russian mole's v-bitch, JD, was so condescending in the WH meeting with President Zelensky. But there were 3 things missing from JD ... a banjo, a canoe, and Burt Reynolds.

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Wow! Delta plane flips in Toronto. - just another example of the incompetency of the Biden administration said the felon-apprentice.

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where's musk and his doggies when the felony-apprentice blows taxpayer dollars to play at nascar?

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I'm looking forward to my escape to France in May. That flight over the East American Ocean can't come quick enough!

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what's next from this celebrity apprentice administration? cut the funding for oxygen?

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White House takes aim at Selena Gomez for video of her crying amid ICE raids - the impotent right-wing white snowflakes led by the bloated felon blimp bully up on a girl. Must be the new definition of DEI.

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Luckily for the convicted-felon-now-president, there's no shortage of fake christian blond bimbos to spread your dictator propaganda

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JD Vance Defends Trump's Pardons Of Jan. 6 Rioters - the hillbilly backtracks on his weeks-old lie that Trump would consider the pardons on a case-by-case basis. Cue up the Deliverance movie theme song, please. JD - get those tighty whities on for your romp with the Don.

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It's a bright dawn for our great Nation! It shines from the East American Ocean to the West American Ocean to the Gulf of America. We should all be hopeful in this new dawn of American Dumbceptionalism

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Gov. Gavin Newsom slams Trump's disinformation about California wildfires - 4 more years of this silver-spooned oxygen-sucking POS

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Maga-HouseMouse-Mike wins the speakership by a shaved cheese slice.

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The U.S. has a new export under our Indicted-Elect President: -without evidence, South Koreans are making claims like "stop the steal" and "rigged election" to describe their loss in the most recent election.

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Donald Trump used the deadly New Year’s Day attack in New Orleans to bolster his fearmongering about “criminals” crossing into the U.S. from abroad. - par for the course from the epic cheating coward

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Musk calls some MAGA supporters ‘contemptible fools’ as visa row intensifies - well said from the corporate welfare queen ... Leon, don't bite the hand ...

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Musk writes op-ed backing far-right German political party - front page on Pravda

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Nativist anti-immigration activists are coming to digital blows with entrepreneurs who support visas for highly skilled foreign workers. - that's because the newest rubes in Trump's "coalition" couldn't define a Mb and don't drive electric toasters.

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Elon Musk accused of censoring conservatives on X who disagree with him about immigration - the little man has fired his MuskIt. got to feel for the emasculated right-wing boys who drive those electric toasters

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Trump marvels at embrace by CEOs, top tech bosses: ‘Everybody wants to be my friend!’ - of course, billionaire stick vacuums after more of the people's money. you have to feel sorry for the working class that voted for bozo (but, then again, maybe not) ... dumbocracy ...

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Republicans plan to move quickly in their effort to overhaul the nation’s voting procedures ... They say the measures are needed to restore public confidence in elections. - So, they are going to fix the "confidence issue" that they eroded over years of lies and misinformation. Perfect maggot play.

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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman plans on making a personal contribution of $1 million to Donald Trump's inaugural fund, joining the ranks of other big tech CEOs keen on having smooth ties with the president-elect

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The serial liar is now backing off his "lower grocery prices" pledge that he repeated over and over again on the campaign trail. No worries ... the cult will soon forgive those false promises.

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JD Vance backs Trump on Syria: ‘This is not our fight’ - what do you expect of a parrot sitting on your shoulder waiting for another fruit seed from its master?

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Melania Trump Says Barron Trump Was 'Very Vocal' In His Father's Campaign - baby lurch will make a good consigliere to his don.

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Alternate First lady, MagaMusk, joins the orangutan at the Notre Dame cathedral opening. MickieD's to be served in the sacristy following the ceremony.

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Speaker Johnson on UK assisted dying bill: ‘Shameful day for the English-speaking world’ - so, that's a green light to the non-english-speaking world to move forward with assisted suicide? another piece of insightful wisdom from the MagaHouseMouse.

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Speaker Johnson says he’d ‘like to’ axe PBS and Planned Parenthood - the fake christian MagaHouseMouse would rather establish a center for sex offender excellence. He's already helping to start its staffing.

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Johnson rips Hunter Biden pardon, saying trust in justice system damaged - yes, the fake christian magamouse speaker who supports and promotes convicted sex offenders is concerned about trust in the justice system. You just can't make this sh*t up.

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Donald Trump has selected Jared Kushner’s father, Charles Kushner, to serve as the next US ambassador to France. - perfect fit for our convicted felon president-elect. In 2005, Kushner was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.

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Trump's bitch burned the turkey!

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Elon Musk publicized the names of government employees he wants to cut. It’s terrifying federal workers - nice! trump lap-dog boot-licking billionaire's bully club

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Zuckerberg dines with Trump at Mar-a-Lago -on the menu? McD's and Misinformation

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Putin says ‘intelligent and experienced’ Trump capable of finding ‘solutions’ -yup, this strategic KGB agent knows how to play a useful fool

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Stowaway discovered on Delta Air Lines flight from New York to Paris - and I can't get a bottle of water past security

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