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“Only the dead have seen the end of war.”

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Well, this didn’t age well.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

🤭

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

😘💅

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Pittsburgh 🥲🌧️☔️

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Just wondering how all the “KamaLa WiLL sTarT a WaR” people are doing today. Y’all good?

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

HELL YEAH 🦅🇺🇸

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

We ride at dawn ✨🧹

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

😭

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Vibes feel weird for this weekend in America… June 14th

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Be so fr rn

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

The People, United, will never be defeated 🇺🇸

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Just so we’re clear—FUCK ICE (and anyone who supports them)

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

💋💄

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

“Fuck The Police” literally started in LA and they want to try that city again? After what happened in 1992???

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Never thought they’d be stupid enough to try it in LA

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

I was astounded that this isn’t satire…

submitted 18 days ago • 14 comments

I’m just wondering how all the goons who actually thought they were getting a DOGE stimmy are doing rn. Y’all still waiting for that check, or..?

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Currently reading:

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

And Just Like That is objectively terrible and completely out of touch but we just keep watching it anyway. Like a train wreck. Anyway, Bill & I both think that Carrie is gonna fuck the gardener who looks like Tom Hardy and Paul Rudd had a baby.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

👽 v. 👹

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I am CRYING 💀

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

🪦🦅

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

It’s a DOGE eat DOGE world 😎 The girls are fightingggg💅

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

Currently reading:

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Currently reading:

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

As of it wasn’t hilarious enough to watch a bunch of Cambridge students dog walk Charlie Kirk, we then got the absolute joy of watching atheists absolutely dog walk Jordan Peterson—in the same week!

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

Tootsie Roll headquarters has got to be in absolute chaos today

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Someone told me that I looked like a dark haired Manon Blackbeak so absolutely NO ONE will be able to tell me anything today while I’m riding this high.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Honestly, Qatar has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

If the law no longer protects us… then the law no longer applies to us.

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

You are not alone ❤️

submitted 47 days ago • 12 comments

Telling on yourselves 🚩🚩🚩

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments

saw a comment that said “it’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits” and as someone with IBS I fucking scream laughed and then immediately cried

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

Incels get a lot of hate, but it’s not enough. We can do better.

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

Trans people are genuinely some of the bravest people I know. What an amazing thing to know exactly who you are so thoroughly that you will embrace your true self despite constant harassment and threats of violence. What a beautiful world we could live in if we were all that brave 🩵🤍🩷

submitted 50 days ago • 9 comments

Have you guys had VooDoo Chips? I cannot stop eating these fucking things.

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

It’s 1pm so if I start The Force Awakens right now, I’ll be able to finish Episode 9 before I pass out tonight 💫 #StarWarsDay

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

The best thing about Episodes 1-3 are Natalie Portman’s wardrobe and Darth Maul.

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

I hate Jar Jar Binks so much that his name is literally my Safe Word and I am not even kidding.

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Episodes 1-3 suck the most and I don’t care who this enrages. The CGI, specifically Jar Jar, completely put me off no matter how many times I try to love them. Episodes 4-9 are superior and I won’t be swayed on this. (I say this as I’m literally currently watching Episode 1)

submitted 52 days ago • 18 comments

Kentucky Derby Day 🐎🌹

submitted 52 days ago • 6 comments

May The Fourth Be With You! 💫

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

Kentucky Derby Outfits 🌹💃🏻

submitted 53 days ago • 14 comments

DIY Kentucky Derby hat for $14! 🌹

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

My outfits will never give “Old Money” because I’m an Old Poor. I have always had to make my outfits work with waaay less money for that reason. I think some people think I have way more money than I do. Lol

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments