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jorenonirom.bsky.social
Kicked out by the Shredder. Thought I was joining a secret underground fetish group. Honest mistake. Buy cool toys, play fun games, be good people.
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submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

rightwingers for the last few days have been saying “i didn’t vote for this” since trump announced handing off all data of all of us entire existence to palantir and it’s like sorry! you explicitely did vote for this! this was only going to happen if he won. don’t act concerned now

submitted 10 hours ago • 67 comments

boy I dunno seems like a bad time to gut our intelligence services

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

More than 2/3rds of Evangelical Christians approve of Trump and believe his administration is ethical. Good fucking luck

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Cold and gloomy Saturday called for a chalk Mikey on the sidewalk, for the evening dog-walkers. #TMNT

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Racist dictator tells everyone what he’s going to do and then does it. Rubes: “I didn’t vote for this.” Yes you did. You just don’t like accountability.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

But you did you shallow hateful garbage person. He didn't roll down the escalator and say "just the criminals." You knew what you were doing. And you can sit with that shame forever.

submitted 2 days ago • 211 comments

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

I’ve had so many people commenting and saying “RFK Jr didn’t ban them so it’s no big deal” It is a big deal A study recently came out showing 60% of Americans can’t afford a minimal quality of life More than half of the US is struggling just to survive If insurance won’t pay, people can’t access

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

setting *everything* else aside, "Vermin were not a problem prior to March 17, 2025" was a very funny line to read in a court doc h/t to @courtwatch.bsky.social for digging up this gem in this week's newsletter (and go subscribe!)

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Me every time I put on a fucking mask before going indoors in a public space~

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it’s extremely funny to show up somewhere with a black eye and then say that you were punched by a baby

submitted 2 days ago • 108 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Kids have it sooo easy these days

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

This is how my masochism manifests, I guess.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: We're now describing the Liverpool driver as a "lovely man" with a "nice family" after discovering he is white British ♥️

submitted 3 days ago • 98 comments

Experts reviewing RFKJr's magnum opus MAHA health report conclude that the whole document was faked by someone using Chatbot AI, and was probably never even proof read. They're not just fraudsters, they're very lazy, too. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

submitted 2 days ago • 105 comments

Y'all, those "gang members and criminals" you claim you thought he was going after don't exist in the numbers he (and you) have always claimed. That's the problem. You voted for racist lies because you couldn't be bothered to think anything through and these are the consequences.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

excited that my little niece lost her dream job at the EPA in one of the poorest areas in the country because this guy was out of his mind on cat tranquilizers and The Turner Diaries

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

The problem is that console makers forgot why consoles took off: they were a cheap "good enough" alternative to PCs that required almost no effort and little maintenance. Upgrades? Malware? Not an issue with an XBox or a Playstation. But then the dipshits got greedy.

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

A lot of people know about the Germans in the space program, but the more relevant engineer might be Qian Xuesen, the MIT/CalTech aerospace professor who co-founded JPL and was sent to recruit the Germans. We deported him the 1950s. He became the leader of China’s missile program.

submitted 2 days ago • 73 comments

Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside. Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!

submitted 2 days ago • 70 comments

Tech bros: “Move fast and break things!” Observers: “Why are you breaking things? Now 300,000 people are dead.” Tech bros:

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Broken toys are never fun, but seeing these Reddit toy bros trying to handle S.H. Figuarts/MAFEX/figma like they're Marvel Legends, cranking on the limbs and snapping the tiny, impossible to repair pegs inside...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

See, here's the thing. ONE reason why career govt officials are CAREER officials is that you do not want to let someone THIS dumb and petty just "walk away" able to do whatever they want with everything they know about you. I don't know how this ends, but it ends stupidly.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

RFK Jr and MAHA promised a return to “gold standard science.” Their report (likely AI generated) cites studies that don’t exist, and misrepresents existing ones. “Gold standard”? I’d fail an undergrad kid for this.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Tech bros be like, "why are people so hostile towards AI? Who wouldn't want their own little R2-D2 you can talk to all day and who was programmed with a watch list of words to notify the Empire to freeze your bank accounts if you said them?"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

There are no "plot holes" in The Last Jedi if you just pay attention to the movie.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I missed this yesterday. Linda McMahon told Fox News that Riley Gaines "would have clearly won if she had been competing against women," referring to the race Gaines finished tied for 5th with trans swimmer Lia Thomas.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

HHS Scty. RFK, Jr's war on our medical research capacity will devastate our ability to discover new cures for deadly diseases. Then what? 1. Many Americans will die of diseases for which cures will never be found; &, 2. Recreating what they break will take decades to rebuild. Just a travesty...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Here’s the thing, if they are picking up folks working in the country illegally, I’m going to need to see some white guys also being arrested for employing people working illegally in the country. Otherwise, it’s just racism.

submitted 3 days ago • 984 comments