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A lot of these people frame epstein/pizza gate stuff in a very specific way because they'd happily hook up with 16 year Olds at any given opportunity

Say hello to THE PARAMOUNT WAR, a custom draftable set for Magic: The Gathering based on the Marineford Arc and Pirate vs. Marine conflict in the One Piece World. This 258 card set is designed to reflect a Draftable Booster Pack distributed set like the ones you'd find on store shelves.

This year is the first year in like a decade I've been unable to watch any summer game press conference stuff live dang

Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World Bundle via Costco. Members Only. ow.ly/OLpt50W5HhV

Classic mode load times in smash ultimate r REALLY funny on switch 2

He's gonna take you back to the past

Thissi s so fhcked upppp

Hold your tongue and say apple

happy 5th anniversary to this redraw of my favorite zelda scene ever

I do not correct people when they call reign a she because he's a dog who gives a shit but I know theyd be less likely to do that if he was a bigger breed lol

If any journalist needs a hot Switch 2 story, downloaded games versions of Switch 1 non enhanced games load faster than Switch 1 carts on the same console. Tested Lego City. Load into the city took 57 seconds on an OLED, 37 on Switch 2 from a cart, and 20 on Switch 2 from the download version

I don’t want to oversell it, but speaking as the most annoying, whiny dpad elitest you know: this might be the most accurate dpad I’ve ever used. Blew through the Contra crouch test, the Sonic spindash test, the Shoryuken test, and made top 10 in my first Tetris 99 match in 4 years.

Mario Kart World Complaint: in a lot of Mario's outfits he doesn't have a hat and it's fucked up to look at

🏳️‍⚧️Coming Out🏳️‍⚧️

Fun language of "Become Friends" instead of "accept friend request"

PaRappa the Trip Sitter

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Face app'd jd Vance still isn't funny sorry

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

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He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

How long til we see blue check neolibs praising Elon musk now

Is the "gta6 will be $100" thing substantiated anywhere or did someone online just theorize and now everyone is running with it

The CRT filter on the Switch 2 is crazy

Unfortunate news for anyone holding onto their Balan Wonderworld demo save...

If anyone is still after a switch 2 it looks like stores are still loaded with them

Switch 2 Welcome Tour is neat It probably should've been a pack in game especially because I don't see a lot of what it does having any kind appeal to like kids or casual gamer dads but there's a lot of fun stuff in it and a lot more than I expected

I regret to say that maybe switch 2 welcome tour is sick as fuck

We live!

Locked out of my house here's reign through the mail flap it'll be like 25-30 min sorry about that

That was easy. They sold it to me early lol

TONIGHT IN 3ISH HOURS OVER ON moonshot.mov Nintendo Switch 2 launch stream with me and whoever on the @moonshotpods.bsky.social decides to pop in! We're gonna be checking out a lot of stuff and it'll be a lot of fun!

This rules for a lot of reasons, but especially because it dispels the myths that A.) old games were never political and B.) games like this are just stories, they aren't "about" anything. Should serve as a reminder to anyone writing about games why we should be close reading 'em.