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joscarjoseph.bsky.social
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There is an excellent chance the Pope will have a cameo in the final season of THE BEAR.

¡Happy Cinco de Mayo!

10,000 Maniacs vs. Gorillaz

we really are just gonna have to wait for him to pass aren’t we

Can’t wait to see THUNDERBOLTS* this weekend!

My daughter is lead guitarist for her elementary school rock band. She's also a straight-A student, yay so proud and all that- but this Friday her band is making their debut and SHE'S THE LEAD GUITARIST!!!! I'm so proud of her!

look who I met at the Ren Faire!

Happy Easter!

rewatching GILMORE GIRLS with my wife and daughter and boy do they hate it when I say “Boom Mic!” whenever one appears at the top of the frame

I haven’t read “That Book By Nabokov” since college and boy howdy it sure reads different when you’re a dad

the MCU spoiled us into thinking we live in a world of supervillains AND superheroes- nope! in this part of the multiverse we only got villains and some of them make horrible music

fat tuesday, indeed #SOTU

Roki Sasaki's Spring Training Debut > SOTU

congrats #Oscars you made James Bond weird

we don’t deserve June Squibb

we still have time to make a movie starring Bolo Yueng and Bowen Yang

looking at scores from Dodgers Spring Training games, knowing full well that Spring Training games are meaningless

I don’t think I’m out of line by saying that If you’re gonna look like Slash and dress like Slash, you better be Slash.

How fucking lucky for the Baby Boomers- the state the country was in when they were born will be exactly the same as when they die.

“Red Hulk Solo Cup” is probably gonna be popular at Comic-Con this year

at least Anne Hathaway is happy

tomorrow at dawn

I hope Pete Davidson takes over Kevin Costner’s role in YELLOWSTONE

“One thing I don’t understand is that average American movie-goers cannot watch a movie for three hours, yet they’ll watch a stupid, boring, horrific football game for four hours. Now, that is boredom at its most colossal.” - Quentin Tarantino Happy SB Sunday

We never saw Balki Bartokomous meet Steven Urkel. We still have time to correct this.

I wish I would have travelled internationally more before 2016

the worst thing TikTok has done is convince me that I can easily make Beef Wellington in the middle of the woods

why does our new health secretary sound like he’s going to die

Please stop posting videos of people bad-tripping inside the Las Vegas Sphere.

if you are an American and if you're a Christian, you’re insane if you think you’re going to heaven

Hey, congrats to @opus.bsky.social on his biopic! Looks good, buddy!

the next four years are gonna be like attending a magic show for preschoolers

I just heard Drake is suing Kendrick Lamar because the Dodgers signed Roki Sasaki

perhaps Gen beta will save us

the exhaustion is real

I remember this episode- it’s the reason why I never dared to light up a model rocket indoors

Cannabis cafes are now legal in California which means I no longer have any excuse not to be social

As we take down the Christmas tree and all the decorations, this is when I find that stupid pickle ornament we hid three weeks ago