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josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
Accidental archivist. Sinister-looking kid. A joint venture of Matsumora Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern. Your go-to source for Richmond Spiders shitposts. What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?
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This place is amazing.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If you don't love big machines that make a lot of noise, you're lying.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My liquor cabinet may not survive.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We're on a boat! @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

At our first game of this trip. The park is perfectly fine for a AAA team. Too bad we're seeing the A's. @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

First of five on this trip. Hello, Not Oakland.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

What's the first thing @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social and I did when we got to California? That's right, In-N-Out Burger.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Let Peanut win.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I know I've said this before, but Pride is one of those things that makes me unequivocally happy. I'm not gay myself, but having grown up in the repressive shithole that is Lynchburg, Virginia, and being a contrarian asshole, happy queer people always warm my cold, dead heart.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Does it count if it was before they were a minor celebrity? Because I was in a play in 2008 with this guy: www.imdb.com/name/nm49813...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Oilers hang on to this one you have to go back to Pickard for Game 5, right?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Impressive how the 7th and the 10th went from having two really solid reps to having two useless bootlicking shitheads. The 7th got the worse Vindman brother, clearly.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Let Peanut win.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I don't think I can get up.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

"Will you fucking assholes score more than one fucking run for me already?!"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

When you feel the need to say you're not a cult, you're 100% a cult.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Man, if VCU is sending me a pitch to buy MBB season tickets, they really did fuck themselves with their pricing/donation scheme two years ago.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever blows up Aaron Rodgers' knee in training camp deserves immediate induction into the Hall of Fame.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend, just another problem for my enemy.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

This is hilarious, because fuck the CAA. Fucking crybaby conference, they deserve everything shitty that happens to them.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Counterpoint: You're cheering for laundry. The difference now is you get more roster turnover year-to-year than you used to in college athletics. Do I feel any less Richmond pride because Ryan Soulis transferred to Columbia? Can't say I do.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

So the Chili Peppers designate an opposing player where if he strikes out PBR is discounted for 15 minutes afterward. Tonight's PBR batter went 4-for-4 during beer sales and as soon as he came up after beer sales ended he struck out. A+ trolling.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

You have that one song you like by a band you hate? "Moves Like Jagger" for some reason is one of those songs for me. "Crash Into Me" is another.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments