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They ate this up!

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Happy Juneteenth!

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Thunderstorm moving in. The clouds are gorgeous.

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Kesha is mothering.

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Please do not drive into flood waters! Once your engine floods, your vehicle is gone. If the water is moving, it can take as little as a foot to carry the vehicle and you away.

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Happy Friday the 13th!

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Finally listening to Taylor Swift’s debut album. It’s her only record I haven’t heard.

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Really liking Miley Cyrus’ new record.

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You want me to milk this weed?

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HI GAY! Happy pride month.

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Men don’t want a transgender woman playing Zelda, because then they would feel gay sexualizing her.

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Sometimes I see people’s criticisms of movies and realize they simply weren’t paying attention when watching it.

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I’m joining the war on Fifth Harmony on the side of Fifth Harmony.

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I love using mouthwash, because I sound like Chewbacca drowning.

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Good for Taylor Swift. That sentence came across sarcastic. I am happy for her.

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Francis Bacon? I thought it was a country.

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Gotta start making a list of who I’m going to fight in Hell once I get there.

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Conspiracy theories used to be interesting. Now, they’re just annoying. Some of y’all’s whole belief system is built on conspiracy theories. I can’t imagine being that paranoid, and I’ve had a therapist tell me I probably have issues with paranoia.

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Pre-production is underway on Peacock & A24's Friday the 13th TV series CRYSTAL LAKE, and the showrunner has shared a behind the scenes photo tonight of the in-progress set construction on Mrs. Voorhees' living quarters:

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My favorite character in Bloodlines was that dang penny. I also liked the consistent references to broken glass.

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Ranking the premonitions in Final Destination: 1. FD2 2. FD5 3. Bloodlines 4. FD3 5. FD1 6. The Final Destination

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Bloodlines is now one of my favorite Final Destination movies, along with FD2 and FD5.

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Bloodlines send off to Tony Todd was beautiful. Learning he improvised his last lines makes it even more heartwarming and heartbreaking. Rest easy, Tony. ❤️

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Just got out the theater. Final Destination: Bloodlines was FANTASTIC. Loved it. Glad that the fourth one continues to be the only dud.

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Final Destination: Bloodlines becoming the highest grossing film of the franchise is scratching an itch in my brain and it is oh-so satisfying.

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Can y’all please let people analyze movies? It’s fine to just want to watch a movie to relax and enjoy. However, movies are an art form, and like all art, are deserving of critique. Heck, you might learn something you didn’t know before or discover a new perspective.

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I like Cookout, but why does their drive-thru intercom system sound like you’re trying to communicate with someone on the other side of the planet?

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Y’all have a good day. Or don’t. I don’t really control that.

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Good morning, divas. I know it’s not morning, I simply wake up at night. ❤️🥰

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I keep forgetting LL Cool J used to rap.

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Final Destination doing lovely at the box office. I love to see it.

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Kesha has teased “Freedom” for months now and she’s releasing every song but that one! I wanna hear it!

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Feels so Chase Icon coded.

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Final Destination movies all being the same has been the constant critique of those films for well over a decade. It’s not a particular insightful review to say that about Bloodlines, because it’s already expected.

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Finally watching All Stars 10. Girl, what is this winner winner song. Olivia sounded amazing, though.

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“Death is not the end.” Well, it needs to be.

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I feel people who say “Or we just like to watch so and so” in response to someone intellectually analyzing a film is just compensating for the fact they are too stupid to do the same.

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They were playing “Abracadabra” at Walmart. First time I’ve heard that song on the radio or in public. Very exciting for me.

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Might’ve just embarrassed myself…. Whatever. I was trying to be supportive.

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People with private accounts just be having the nerve to say the most out-of-line BS. Be brave, pookie. Go public.

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