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Obama would have done it

NATIONALIZE SPACEX YOU COWARD

The thing about this clip is Trump isn’t funny *that* way, he’s never said anything so funny to knock someone over, comedy requires intelligence. Trumps humor is people laughing AT him. It makes me wonder what he said that Epstein felt compelled to guffaw so loudly

Happy pride you sluts

Love how my senator has essentially become a reporter

“Was not… approved by…” what

Won’t make a blip

Where my “we-don’t-live-in-a-banana-republic” folks at

It might be very naive but I think a lot of people in this administration are going to jail

Primary everyone

(In the car with my 3 yo) Her: Daddy we love you too Me: oh thank you you’re so sweet what made you say that? Her: I don’t like lava Me: ok

Does James Bond eat pussy

This will absolutely help his falling poll numbers

I also carry 3 grand in cash and have a secret service detail

Excited to hear about how we’re not a banana republic

Absolutely muting the term “five alarm fire”

Republicans would have a field day with this

Ma’am you are a us senator

(having friends over last night, after a lull in conversation) Me: did you see that times article about those pronatalist dorks? friend: …um, no? Me: right. They’re these eugenicists freaks… and… never mind

JB Pritzger’s campaign manager