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"10 hours of [something I'm trying to find real-world reference for] to relax to" and it's some stock sound effect over a still stock photo. I hope you're hit by a bus. I hope it's slow. I hope it hurts. I hope somebody plays one of your videos to you in the duration.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I'm so fucking tired can't we please just have good things I mean fucks' sakes we're all so goddam tired we're just trying to fucking survive and thrive and be happy and together and jesus fucking christ why can't we just have that just let us fucking have that you evil goddam BORING wannabe dragons

submitted 2 hours ago • 7 comments

One of the horrible realizations of adulthood: billionaires don't have any grand eventual plan for their wealth for the common good of the species, they're just hoarding it because they're assholes. Either vapid greed and highscore-ism. Or, as we're learning the hard way, they're eugenicists.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

anything for the pioneer of union yaoi

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

*sees the Disturbance field was causing too much chatter and I yell, out loud, to Houdini...* "FUCK disturbance! All my homies HATE disturbance!" Internet. What have you done to my mind?

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

The difficulty in not reading "Fallen London" as "Fallout: London" every time.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

*sigh* "Why am I like this as an adult?" *thinks back to reading Marx and Engels at 17* "Ah."

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I never want to hear that we can't afford something that will actually help people ever again

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Food-class circle quiz is so disingenuous, it's gotta be some kinda psyop. Just not sure which kind yet.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I think the things that keep me coming back to skyrim more than some of the other big world do-everything games from its time period are: 1. fairly generic but visually pleasing nature 2. decorate house 3. you can be a lizard

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

damn dude, lil harsh

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hmm. The google ai overview hider extension only hides the block. The work is still happening. I'd rather one prevent that query from happening at all.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

*flicks through old issues of Dengeki-oh from 1994* *screeches to a halt mid-turn through a section featuring sound cards and other bits of tech.* Is that...? *leans in* Is that... what... I think... it is? *does her best with the translation* Ah, yes. Yes, it is.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Welcome to Bluesky! Before we begin, you may want to familiarize yourself with the concept of jokes. Don't fall for them! Jokesters abound on Bluesky and they all want to murder you in your sleep

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

"We shouldn't use vulgarity to share our message." Dude, these people are FUCKING NAZIS no matter what they call themselves. Decorum will save no one.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I met Otis again and he was filled to the brim with shenanigans 🧡 (thread)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Slop? Or snickerdoodles? Choose snickerdoodles. Always.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Let's see if those camera moves from late last night hold up. It's like gambling!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I need......... spooky youtubes

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

People already doing fireworks. Fuuuuuuuuck you. If you're doing fireworks this early, THIS YEAR, then we differ so vastly that I can't consider you useful.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The part of me that actually wants to try this? I'm not proud of. But it's there.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Here's what I want from any paint, draw, or sculpt program/app: a UI that's isolated to a corner. This is the primary thing annoying me about Nomad and Sketchbook: necessary UI chunks exclusively docked to the dominant side that I keep having to stop flow to toggle.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

In the future all homes will be made from USB-C cables.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Image searches are unhelpful. If a higher res version of this drafting page for the Delta-7 Aethersprite 'jedi starship' exists (**especially** if any of the labels are more legible), please please point me toward it. #starwars #spaceships

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

168 years and it's the same shit, dressed up, with some technology added in.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure why crisscross interwoven thick straps/bands is happening in science fiction costume design so much lately, but I'm for it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

if you've never played a sam barlow game, do yourself a goddamn favor and snap these up.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A machine that rebuilds and resurrects Reagan in a loop allowing park patrons to kill him any way they wish. No charge. Energy costs considered a public service.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments