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It’s looking like bunker bombing Iran

Clearly too many men on the ice penalty on the Panthers end of that game. SMH NHL RIGGED . #nhl #rigged #stanleycup

You all are obsessing about Lord Stanley’s Cup , when yall really should be obsessed with the one true Lord- Jesus Christ #stanleycup #nhl

CHAOSSSSSS #usopen

The ending to this US Open is going to be hilarious

Of all the dads, my kids chose me. I feel honored.

Trump is gonna be made fun of so much at the little dictator lunch table for how small his crowd size was and how no one went to his birthday party. So much so , that he will try to overcompensate twice as hard with the next thing (god help us all)

We’re sending US troops to Iran, aren’t we?

Could see Trump floating the idea of The Draft just to wield power over young people’s lives.

Why is it dog earing a page? A cat ear is definitely more triangular! It should be cat earing a page

Yall are discoursing about Sabrina Carpenter, when you should be discoursing on how you can Sa-Bring yourself closer to the holy Carpenter-Jesus ✝️

TITLE CHANGE ON RAW TITLE CHANGE ON RAW TITLE CHANGE ON RAW

The way Chappell Roan feels about The Pink Pony Club, is the same way I feel about my local , family-owned, Pennsylvania beer distributor

Penta could’ve won if he didn’t stand at the top of the ladder for 10 seconds, motionless

Money in the bank match in the middle of the card? We might see a title change TONITE!

Economists say there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Well, I’ve got a gift card, nerd- suck on that

As far as drama goes, this could end up being one the greatest Stanley cup finals ever

If Elon gets really high on shrooms and ketamine tonite and REALLY starts letting the shit fly, he can single handily deliver the midterms to democrats

Not even a believable scam. You wouldn’t even make that rate selling hole

Are there any goofy , silly Hollywood actors anymore? Like they just don’t make that content en masse for the kids. Growing up we had early Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey , Farley, Conan, and more. The closest the next gen has is …spongebob? End of career Jack Black? Kids won’t know how to goof 😞

WTF OILERS FINISH THIS OFF I CANT DO DOUBLE OT IM TIRED . ITLL BE MIDNIGHT SOON

Don't even talk to me until i've had my fugue state

✨ manifesting ✨ I will win the 2026 Masters ticket lottery

The realistic sized women mannequins were looking FINE today in the Target swim department

If you doing something really awesome but you don’t get external validation from it…mmmm…was it really that awesome?

HAVE MERCY PSG PUT IN THE ACADEMY KIDS 😂

That 3rd PSG goal is as good as it gets

Me when I win $6:

PSG are getting a 3rd goal. I don’t know how they haven’t already. Little live bet

They just straight up murdered my guy Josh Holloway in the first 15 minutes of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. RIP. He could’ve used the screen time

There’s like 5 of you reading this, but I gotta tell you. The Lionshead IPA for $13 for 12 pack is legit as fuck. Maybe try it. It’s an average ipa but the price is awesome

I better win Sydney Sweeney’s bath water

When men fight a war for Helen of Troy it’s romanticized. When I tell people I entered the Sydney Sweeney bath water infused soap giveaway it’s called quote “weird” and “what the fuck dude”. Smh double standards

I too gained back the rights to all my music

The Last of Us S2 review : Pretty good Has its moments. Don’t regret watching it. Still a quality show. Just didn’t quite have the magic and ending that S1 had (good good season) Review system: Good good Pretty good Meh Pretty bad Bad bad

The Rehearsal S2 review: Good good Nathan should win some sort of award for this season. Like, I’m not trying to glaze on too hard, but not sure we’ll see anything quite like this season ever again from anyone different. Rating system: Good good Pretty good Meh Pretty bad Bad bad

Fountain of Youth- Apple TV review: Bad bad If the movie Indiana Jones had a stroke and lost its ability to say intelligent dialogue. Like the dialogue feels like AI wrote it. It’s a hilarious waste of money and time. Rating system: Good good Pretty good Meh Pretty bad Bad bad

I don’t know how anything follows that Anarchy in the Arena match #AEWDoN