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jseinfeld.bsky.social
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I just don’t understand international porn. I mean, what is the world cumming to?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Here I announce the crowning of my new poop

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I'll always take no for an answer.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I can't say no and I have anxiety. so I accepted a very stressful job because I couldn't say no to it. you see my problem?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I have a meeting at 4 pm, so I haven't done anything from 8 am. that's a record!!

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

The effect of just one phone call on my mental health IS TOO DAMN HIGH

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

if you say you're gonna call me, do it soon before my anxiety kills me.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

*life has been calm for a while* Me: let's fuck my shit up

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I prefer posting stuff and regretting it later to thinking about it all day long.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

when you realize you can lie at Truth or Dare:

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

How I interact with some people: typing.... deleting it....blocking them.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

The world will be amazed by what I can do when I do it, but not today.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

US press secretaries are getting hotter and hotter.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Dogs are overrated. Birds are underrated. Hamsters are doing ok.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

So, OpenAI lost its job to AI

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Why are nicotine product companies so interested in ice flavor?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

If AI can replace workers, it can replace managers, and CEOs too.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Oh dr. Geller. #FRIENDS

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Rich people, every time a natural disaster occurs:

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

when there's a wildfire and "we are in it together" again.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

After all that has happened in recent years. #Seinfeld #meme

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I'm tired boss.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Today I'm gonna declare marital law

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

politicians are like Zoomies these days. They saw one crazy guy and they all went crazy

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still waiting for things to magically work out in my favor

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Joins BlueSky, sees cat pics, stays.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

I raise my left hand for high-fives to make people uncomfortable.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

So, this is Twitter with blackjack and hookers!

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment