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I think a lot of journalists and politicians thought that coming to Bluesky would get them praised and worshipped like it was 2017 Twitter and the fact that didn’t instantly happen has absolutely broken their brains

It doesn’t solve anything and it definitely doesn’t change anything but it is kind of nice to know that he knows that his big macho honk honk birthday parade sucked

incredible things are happening in China

Tired of unprecedented things happening. How about we have a run of only ordinary and precedented things for a while?

has that dude had his little birthday boy tank man parade yet? it’s hard to tell because the only thing the news is showing right now is how much people around the country hate him

ACAB is putting it lightly, what a bunch of overly sensitive pieces of shit who got no business having any authority. One little insult hurts their feelings and they assault and arrest someone for absolutely nothing. And they wanna call us snowflakes lol

everyday we see authoritarianism in broad daylight, fascists telling us they are fascists to our faces. cops and soldiers obeying a dictatorship as mindless tools. they bully us with force, violate our human rights without consequence, and perpetuate lies to feed their mindless followers.

Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party:

We can’t afford healthcare because we need that money to shoot rubber bullets into the stomachs of people who don’t want their neighbors to get kidnapped.

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

is it not enough that they are soulless fascists that they also have to be this embarrassingly fucking cringe

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

do you ever think about how this is all happening for no reason at all?

Stark contrast this weekend between a showcase designed to sell cool games and a showcase designed to sell trailer slots for $300k

This has significant implications for Mario lore

Enjoy your Switch 2's losers!! I'm kicking back with The Game Wave, the Christian video game console from Canada

straight up what is even going on anymore

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

Elon Musk genuinely thought firing thousands of government workers and killing hundreds of thousands of people by cutting foreign aid was going to make people love him. The moment that didn’t happen, he went down a spiral he’ll never escape from and it’s kind of nice to watch.

that’s a certified cool dude right there

No. I never was but thanks

He can go fuck himself, actually.

Unfollow people that make you hate videogames. Thank me later.

Idiot teenagers with a death wish.❤️ #Animorphs turns 29 years old this month. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much for reading and for keeping this series alive. Never could have imagined this love and support when we cooked this idea up. (Next to a dumpster in Florida, incidentally.)

Found a Spotify playlist called “worst songs to have sex to” and every song on just makes it funnier

If you want to astound a younger American today, tell them that thirty years ago there was actually a years-long investigation into a president's personal business dealings and, even better, it centered on a real estate venture where he *lost* money.

There isn’t a single consistently fun first person shooter game out there right now, especially for casual players. Splitgate 2 is the most glaring example right now. It’s impossible to just get on the game and play for fun with all the sweats. Congrats guys, you’re sooooooooo good at a beta!

Nothing will ever not happen more than this won’t happen

the same way he can make all those posts without getting any better at posting

Time to post it again.

When you're at a point where there's just no way your action game based on a world-famous billion-dollar box office super hero character can realistically be financially viable you have to ask what the games industry is doing, man.

They’ve finally invented a robot that’s as good as me at sports

Tim Cook gave Trump a million dollars to stop this from happening and I for one am shocked that such a moronic fucking decision somehow backfired

The fascist win if you lose your compassion for other people. That's part of the war. You have to keep compassion.

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

i haven’t seen technology this forced on all of us in my life time. they’re trying to make it so we have no choice to use this shit

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

When you have to say it….