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I bike and I ski. I'm often a software engineer, but not right now. Seattle he/him
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Would love someone to do a reported piece on what it means to have a governing class stuffed with guys on Barry-Bonds-in-2001 levels of gear.

SPD currently forcing every bus that uses 4th Avenue onto a reroute to accommodate right-wing protesters at city hall who haven't even arrived yet

Not a single word in today's Mail about Arsenal women and the 10k fans who turned out in London to see them lift their trophy. So concerned with women's sport.

I don’t want to quote the person asking about why the trains are so dirty though I largely agree with their assessment. But often the cleanliness of Japan is attributed to cultural norms & while that plays a part the answer is that in USA we chose to fund police instead of train custodians.

I want to offer a public apology to FDA head Marty Makary for calling him an ignorant piece of shit in a post last night. I just learned he is an islet transplant surgeon. Yes, the cells that produce insulin. I was wrong. He is not ignorant. This piece of shit knows *exactly* what he is doing.

people are saying "bluesky is mean to centrists" but i don't know what people expect to change. better things aren't possible, right?

Showing up to Nick Clegg’s house to steal his car, explaining that my car dealership will fail if I can’t take it

Owner of loudest peep machine wonders why there no peeping.

'We've left your parcel in a safe location'

Okay, but hear me out... Bollards.

@samrobertsv.bsky.social on the F1TV FP2 broadcast, Alex Brundle went on a rant about non-corners being called corners.

I mean, this is the Pacific Northwest, so—whether it's an old elementary school, shuttered prison, or mothballed nuclear power plant—the default redevelopment idea is a McMenamins.

We've asked Saka's office what the $2 million proviso (which takes money from other things) is intended to do, and gotten no response. Meanwhile Saka's office has had at least two private briefings with SDOT about the "Delridge safety project" so far this year.

When you use Grok, you poison folks in Memphis. Imagine a small child, gasping for air through a cloud of methane gas next time you type “@grok lol context?”

This is what I keep coming back to. There is no constituency for weakening council ethics rules other than council members themselves. The public does not feel disenfranchised (and of course they used unspecified marginalized people as a shield) when elected officials can't vote due to conflicts.

‘touch grass’ bro i don’t know if you’re aware but they have portable computers now. i’m clowning on your ass in a secluded glen by a rushing waterfall. a newborn fawn is nuzzling my hand while i quote dunk u

The rats have chosen a new pope.

Who among us has never found themselves unable to learn what the hours are at your local library without having to consult an ad-blasting sidewalk kiosk

Remember this the next time your car gets stolen, or stuff gets stolen out of your garage, or your buddy's business gets broken into, and the cops won't even bother. Harrell's gone full clown show, and it's terrible that he's getting endorsed by people who should know and demand better.

Privatization of fucking around, socialization of finding out

I don't think that was the thing people were concerned about? Like... of course the show itself isn't going to have Harry look to camera and say something transphobic. The problem is that she's profiting from this.

You are thinking Pritzker '28 because he's standing up to Trump. I am thinking Pritzker '28 because he's the first governor that I've heard understand with crystal clarity and enthusiasm the importance of appointing a PUC chair for the climate and for working families. We are not the same.

Every successful resistance movement in history has always utilized a compliment sandwich when dealing with authoritarian leaders

The right-wing ideal of masculinity is a guy who refuses to read history, constantly whines about not being the center of attention and immediately becomes trans if a single person asks "hey are you trans?"

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

Dumb journalists think being a tough interviewer requires writing down gotcha questions in advance. Smart journalists know that the trick is just listening and sometimes going, ‘how so?’

A generation of infants are being born HIV+ today who should have been born HIV-free because one of the principal propagandists of AI bullshit in the world dismantled PEPFAR and USAID.

One of these will be a collection of garishly attired individuals engaged in preening displays in an attempt to convince a nebulous judging system that they are the only one that deserves to be recognized. The other is Eurovision.

this is why you can’t trust adult Catholic converts

If I got my wallet inspected this bad it might make me reassess my priors about whether my race made me innately smarter

To me Rowling exists entirely outside of the “should we support/work with artists with troubling views?” debate. She doesn’t just *think* her opinions, she doesn’t just *say* them, she’s a relentless 24-7 activist whose whole mission in life is terrorizing trans people.

If you go to Purdue or IU from out of state they don’t want you there and they don’t want you to have a voice. That’s the message.

what they're gonna do is they're going to try to steal our country's priceless art collection

uwu smol bean gestapo

If we could expedite the process of Ballardizing Queen Anne, that would be great. I'm tired of going to Ballard for all of the good stuff.

Professional drivers navigate all kinds of road conditions every day. You’re telling me that a person who just backed a semi trailer up to a 90 degree loading dock with pinpoint accuracy can’t handle driving near bike lanes and crosswalks?