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Late-night comedy, baseball (#LFGM), & film nerd w/ a cool dog. Will write for egg rolls. Member #TCA #IBWAA Hosts podcast where comics talk baseball https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-in-the-gap-podcast/id1515290307 He/him
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Enjoying the coverage of the final days of the NYC mayoral election

This is the first time I’ll be living more than 100 miles from NYC since I was 5. Freaking me out a little.

Have been in a car for six hours. My ass is sore.

I am exhausted mind, body, soul, bank account but we are on the road for our 8 hour trek to our new home.

We are moving 500 miles from everything and everyone we know this weekend and I am STRESSING even though I know it's the right decision and something we have been planning for awhile.

Ever accidentally hit “location” while toilet texting and panic?

I could produce the worst rap festival ever with the contacts in my phone but would still like one million dollars.

From the security deposit to the cost of movers and paying someone to fabricate a fully useable mock of Conan’s Late Night set, moving is very expensive

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Shit ain’t been right since Desus & Mero went to Showtime.

Trying to find an internet provider for my new place in North Carolina is turning into a Black Mirror episode.

Clearly, ABC News has forever insulated itself from charges of liberal bias with this move. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/bre...

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

Old journalism rule: If one side says it’s raining & the other says it isn’t you don’t give both equal weight. You go outside and see if it is fucking raining.

Congrats on the new jobs, Joe Rogan

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

10 Best TV Dads On Cameo To Tell You They're Proud Of You

Pete Alonso #LFGM

Pete Alonso #LFGM

**taps paragraph from Hunter S. Thompson's Nixon obituary**

Dealing in person with any mobile company rep is on par with going to the DMV which I also have to do this week

I watched Beau Us Afraid and he was right to be afraid. Meth maniacs, mean teens, murderous chandeliers? I’d shit.

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

A snooty waiter from a French restaurant in a 90s sitcom is going to protect us

The hardest thing about the Elon/Trump breakup is how surprising this all is

Pete Alonso #LFGM

Pete Alonso #LFGM

Pete Alonso! #LGM

Schmucks. sny.tv/articles/kni...

Saquon Barkley lured me to an arena where I learned passive income is holy: defector.com/saquon-barkl...

And to all a good night #LFGM

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

This would be the opposite of the dreamers disease

If you're going this far at least put the third stripe on it man, damn. This is Adidas from Burlington Coat Factory

Art

Pete Alonso! #LGM