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not to brag but if i was in severance my innie would have offed himself day one

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nooo don’t use chatgpt you’re so sexy aha

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Well

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You just know they had to wrestle him for that phone. He probably bit one of them

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You heard it here, @dominos-pizza.bsky.social loves cum

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Gonna play YYZ on these and atomize my prostate

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Damn, never thought Comey would try to cum shot a coup

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THE SEAGULL RIGGED THE POPE VOTE

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Chicago-style Pope

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"American Pope" sounds like a shitty sitcom ABC would have greenlit in the 90s

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"Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward and Stormblood expansions up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime?"

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Never give a job everything, they'll replace you the second you die

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BREAKING: JD Vance killed the pope

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A murder mystery is probably a lot less scary if you're a crow

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The US watching real countries preorder the Switch 2

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"The Last of Us season 2 premieres April 13th"

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Vance in the Oval Office later

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Did they just reboot indulgences

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The chimp knew

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An insider leaked Gavin Newsom’s guest for next week

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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ANTI-VIRUS RECOMMENDATIONS

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The Geico Gecko is not computer generated. He’s a real gecko that my uncle raised. He learned to talk by watching my uncle strike out on plentyoffish

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“Do or do not, there is no try.” Yoda fucking sucks at rugby

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Did we ever find out what town Santa Claus was coming to? I wanna see how hot this town is

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Bang Bus was late again today, we really need to fund our public transit

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(Being torn apart by bears) This is exactly how that Walmart greeter said I would die

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Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

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It’s a full week into 2025 and I’m still writing 2024 BCE on all my cuneiform tablets

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No one told me I was supposed to wear the Green Lantern ring on my fingers and now the Justice League is mad at me

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Bouncing on it with aplomb

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This is terrible news. I had no idea Bigfoot was a murderer www.bbc.com/news/article...

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RIP Jimmy Carter I wish you had lived long enough to play Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

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Best part of Kraven is they wrote Seymon’s name as “семен” which means semen

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Not to defend the Joker, but considering the fact that Batman spends at least 6 hours every night running through Gotham beating up supervillains, he probably does smell

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