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"Why do New Yorkers live longer? One answer is that city life — which involves a lot more walking than suburban life — is generally good for you." Via @pkrugman.bsky.social

Somehow the Pens and Caps managed to win 3 cups not long ago

The ISM manufacturing survey comments are lit: “.. supply chain disruptions rivaling that of COVID ..”

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

The Duane Reade at Rockefeller Center used to sell sushi and I never witnessed anyone buy it

Masterful Gambit Mr Trump

My laundromat just raised their prices 25% per pound. Thanks Mr. Trump

What a stunner by Lois Boisson

Gm fuzzy alarm clock

$19.4 million. That’s how much taxpayers have spent so far to defend Andrew Cuomo and his staff in three lawsuits brought by women who allege they were sexually harassed by the ex-governor. www.thecity.nyc/2025/06/02/c...

Wish that ball would have conked Boras in the head

dinner is served

Tough talk to the biggest bitchmade politician alive

Show Issac Newton those tiktoks of cars getting demolished after jumping off cliffs

Go Knicks baby love da knicks

Had a reoccurring anxiety dream earlier where I was at a wrestling tournament and I couldn't find my way to the mat as they were calling for me

he'd see one ad for having sex with older women in the corner and we'd never see him again

“can you say in the tweet this is kinda sneakily like the godfather 3 of pieces of legislation? that it is just outside of the pre-pantheon of bad bills, but still in the top 17-23 worst things i’ve seen in politics?”

Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse

Gary Cohen: "By BlueChew. Chew it and do it." Keith Hernandez: "What did you mean by that?" Gary Cohen: "I just read the copy here. I try to give it a good read. Try and give the advertiser everything that they paid for, Keith. And then it's somebody else's problem." #MLB

Governor Newscum

"The tradition among American Presidents is: Speak softly and carry a big stick. Do your homework first, think about what you wanna say, and then demand to be taken seriously."

Ms Rachel got hands

Is this a Taco Tantrum? A reminder that for every one US worker who makes steel, 80 fabricate steel products. The result will be to raise steel prices domestically to the tariffed price. And there will likely be net job losses. Trump will likely have to raise car tariffs.

Lololol

I played beer pong at Down the Hatch so I probably have super immunity

Listen to this speech from the president of Ireland. The days of using baseless accusations of antisemitism as a rhetorical weapon to bully people into staying silent are long gone.

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

Lol his kid didn't give him a black eye

Trump is definitely gonna pardon Diddy, isn't he

Masterful gambit

Can you imagine how satisfying it would be to give Elon a black eye