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"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"

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Is this Riker’s first time petting a dog??

submitted 8 hours ago • 25 comments

Every time I text birb instead of bird I'm actually worried that people think i just can't spell bird

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Have had an amazingly productive day, no idea why, it’s probably the spite

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

looks like US and Russia are about to kissssss

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Feel bad blizzard figured this out before you come on guys

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imagine being mad at me and I’m over here just drinking Carnation Breakfast Essentials out of a 15 yr old Tupperware quick shaker bottle

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

if a social media platform called me a creator i would throw up

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

The fact that there's no pokemon tcg content on the Twitter that's not owned by a Nazi kinda says something

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

It’d be nice if people spent half as much energy on something productive than on hating Taylor Swift just cause she exists. We get it bro, you don’t like her music, but could you, like, stop questioning her existence?

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

There is nothing more confusing for a person with OCD than discovering you did leave the burner on when you left the house

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

I'll kill someone for that fucking Mimikyu

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Ever wonder exactly how bad we need teachers. Well this is on the back of my brand new badge for subbing.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

You don't need sports betting when you can buy shit you've never tried from Costco

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

These liberals want you to think that you can't fit Precious Trolly, 4 Arven, 2 Evos in any deck

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don't know how many relationships I'm keeping in tack by having this account

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'm not the only one who listens to the same song for days until the words lose their meaning then hit shuffle and do it with the next one that my brain really likes right?? I'm not alone in my crazy right

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Not me interrogating the professional who constantly works on leather and shoes about how she's going to fix my boot step by step I want to know what's happening to her while she's gone for 2 weeks

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You already decided to sit next to me while I was busy working on a decklist then you have the audacity after I tell you I don't need you to sort your deck out that you're bored and you need it an activity then go find an activity that isn't staring at me if I'm not entertaining enough I'm not a dog

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Y'all just need to make my stupid decks functional, the part of my brain that can rationalize multiple 1-1 lines of pokemon is the same part of my brain that came up with the silly goofy idea. I'm gunna have the copy that works 75% of the time and doesn't run any of the energy the main attacker uses

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Three hours in to a three-minute call Some gambler wondered if she'd just won it all And she laughed when he asked if his head seemed alright, singing "I've seen the bright sides my whole lovely life, " she said "Talk me up and talk me down Talk too long, I'll stick around"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I think I need to start hanging out with people who have organized sock drawers

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's only fair that game stores and possibly pokemon start paying me for marking

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

There is no possible way to rationalize buying another pair of heelys, but what am I supposed to do when they make hello kitty ones

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream last night that I was putting together a model airplane with Miyazaki. We were not speaking the same language, but the aggressive level of pointing and motioning made it work. At one point I dropped the model and it fell apart, but he was a good sport. That's how I knew it was a dream.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

the amount of dependence people are developing on LLMs is insane in a worse way than the uber situation ever was. you KNOW the rug pull moment is coming, right? You know you're developing your life and career around a tool that needs to be incredibly expensive to be profitable?

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

submitted 4 days ago • 460 comments

I wanna know what drugs I take while making deck lists I'll go though and find cards I didn't even know existed right next to 19 energy that the main guy doesn't even use

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Or I gain a heathier relationship with social media, but I'm banking on car crash

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If I just fall off the face of the earth it's because I have to drive in rush hour traffic for 3 hours in a busy city as a person who abides by traffic laws and the speed limit after an 8 hour shift

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Absolute banger from a 2nd grader today "I have adhd but I think everyone has adhd unless they don't know what a tablet is"

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So let's use our listening ears, when you tell a kid to listen to you that means you fucking listen does that make sense cuz I can try again because you seem to have a hard time hearing a child ask to eat his fucking lunch

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

500,000 subscribers challenge Walk anywhere in the US without getting chased by a car

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Bro someone needs to remind me to download fucking Scrabble or Candy crush when I'm bored instead of tinder

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I do in fact make decisions of a lifetime

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When you look for rats in the sewer you find sewer rats

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys update I'll give being a trad wife a go. Just give me enough Lexapro and Xanax to not ever want agency, or respect and I'll be all set.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly if my eyeliner and socks pulled through the rain unscathed that's really all that matters

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I wish my self hatred manifested in more of a tradwife way. This shit would be a lot easier if all I need to know is cook and clean. I don't need to think about the world burning,shit I wouldn't have to think at all.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

One of the pros of having a roommate who gets high as shit all the time is that every once in a while you get woken up at 2am to pancakes

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments