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justburnit.bsky.social
Parody. All takes are snarky. It’s not that serious, except when it is. Boy mom. Girls’ girl. Anti-capitalist. Abolitionist. Climate doomer.
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Freedom of Speech absolutists love shooting reporters with rubber bullets

If the left had a charismatic Everyman type to rally the working class there would be no better time for solidarity. A good chunk of the right seems pretty over it.

I can’t read Elizabeth Warrens name. I just flash to the alternate timeline where she was the dorkiest fucking President everyone clowned on and we were all happy. 💔

I want to be a girl’s girl but you all intimidate me too much. I hang out with men because I don’t care what they think and they’re desperate for leadership. Always imprinting on me like lost baby chickens.

You should have to get approval to travel as a representative of your country and as part of that waitstaff can vote if you’re kind of a dick or not

It’s kind of crazy to me Arizona, USA is probably one of the top 5 most beautiful places in the world but populated by the dumbest flat-billed cap ass hicks you’ve ever met.

When Biden takes his last breath I pray he has the clarity to know he was key in enabling genocide and that’s how he will forever be remembered. No folksy goodbye grampa, he should go out filled with shame and terror.

A video has emerged showing the final moments of more than a dozen Palestinian emergency workers shot dead by Israeli troops in Gaza last month, casting doubt on Israeli claims that soldiers opened fire on vehicles "advancing suspiciously."

If you think American companies won’t jack up prices to match foreign competitors and just keep the extra you’re a stupid bitch.

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

Imagine saying I’m miserable and I’m just over here trying to make a ham sandwich look like cake to prank a 5 year old.

I have so many great ideas an no money to do them. If I was a millionaire I’d be rich right now.

Talking about primaries and elections in this moment is so fucking stupid. They’re breaking all the laws with zero regard, but for sure, they’ll definitely give it up to a free and fair election and risk prosecution. Absolutely that will happen because… *mumbles something about norms*

Has there ever been a Republican who got into office and turned left, a la Fetterman/Sinema? Would republicans just be like “he’s got pretty good ideas” since it’s coming from an R and that’s all that matters to them

Fentanyl is very much like a weapon of mass destruction in the sense that Republicans like to lie about finding it and then use that lie as a justification to do ruinous, destructive things

A lot of people still missing the part about democrats in office don’t actually want what you want or care about the things you care about.

This is why I stopped paying taxes. You all are nasty for that.

Oh good it’s Common Pauraque stfu season.

Democrats stop being terrified of being called a socialist challenge. They’re going to call you one regardless. When they do say “Yes, that’s right, unlike Republicans I think American society should be defended and nurtured, not demolished by bigots and sold by billionaires and bosses.”

Oh man, I did not remember Peter Pan being so racist. 😭

Apple: here’s a new update even though we just did one Me: oh thank god you’re fixing photos Apple: lol no we fucked up your email now

I am telling you we are going to regret this. Our support for this. We the very lucky to still be alive will regret it whether that is sooner or later. www.welcometohellworld.com/we-are-going...

The CDC has an ultra-competitive 2-year program to train "the best of the best" to lead public health labs. Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)

I need someone to answer this damn question!

Unpopular opinion: if you perform on stage in from of the president and don’t say fuck Trump, you’re a little bitch