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Chet Holmgren is just Hiccup if you stretched him out.

The Edmonton Oilers coach looks like that one guy from the Incredibles 2

I just want to talk to people about Blue Prince. It consumes my waking thoughts.

Blue Prince is a fantastic game but I can totally understand why people are bouncing off it. There's so much delayed gratification built into the puzzle designs, and that is not going to work for everyone. I'm having a blast so far and I'm just scratching the surface.

Deadass forgot about the band Guster until yesterday damn.

I'll believe that millennials are fully being pandered to when they introduce eco friendly PEZ dispensers.

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Just heard Usher's "Yeah" without the Ludacris verse and I've never been so disappointed by the radio. #yeahno

When you go to the local music shop for the first time looking for a concertina, they don't have one, but you still want to support a small business, so you buy a chord chart and string cleaner for a guitar you haven't played in 5 years.

Cheese

My 3-year-old has very limited pokemon experience, but when presented with Scarlet, he quickly chose this starter and dubbed him "Growy Lo Ops".

20 minutes into his vet appointment, and Rosco has fully shrugged off the effects of the Trazodone I gave him at breakfast. Back to his regular anxiety levels. Dog's just built different i guess.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,635,663! Cool I guess?

Larcener [LAR-suhn-er] (n.) - Someone with a penchant for committing larceny; a thief.

No, the multivitamin did not, in fact, kill me. What a time to move and then get a new phone/forget this site exists. #i'mfine

I just took my first multivitamin in like 8 years and this must be what cocaine feels like.

Cincinnati classical station is playing Candide: Overture rn so you know it's a good day. #thebestofallpossibleworlds #glitterandbegay

The best part about making up Elvish cities for #dnd is giving everything Tolkien-esque names like "Kuilenaurmóna", which I think roughly translates to "living nest of fire" (spoiler it's a volcano)

Bluey day at the library. No, we didn't know. Yes, there was a line snaking through the whole building to meet her. I felt really bad for the staff because hardly anyone was actually checking out books but the building was chaos. Lots of helicoptering going on.

Grape Nuts update: probably the most depressing bowl of cereal you could eat. They have been relegated to yogurt topping duty.

I'm gonna call it now: there'll be a Barenaked Ladies jukebox musical within the next decade. (Unless that's what Come from Away was, in which case my bad).

As we all know, you gotta have your rain boots and umbrella on a snow day.

Lord help me, I'm gonna buy myself some Grape-nuts to see if I like em. I have a bad feeling I will...

As a former "math" person with a 2-year-old, the discovery of Numberblocks has brought such joy to my heart. I just wish 3 wasn't so mean sometimes.

If the Cincinnati Pops doesn't put out a recording of the Resurrection Mixtape (Mahler 2 + Tupac + Biggie) they are making a huge mistake. Such an awesome fusion of the artists and the orchestra. #cincypops

Just dropped my son off for his first day at school. How wild is that? Guess I'm old now.

If it were possible, I think a lot of people *would* download a car. It's a car! C'mon.

Damn, Friday night NBA games have WILD commercials. Now I gotta buy a 'Piezano' (spoiler: it's a pizza maker)

Alternate/supplemental weapon ideas for those Hamato boyz: Mikey: kusarigama (sickle and chain) Raph: longbow Donnie: naginata (or any variant that involves attaching things to a bo staff) Leo: tonfa #tmnt

Love Songs xkcd.com/2870

#trombone update: performances were today and they both went well! Chops held up and I didn't embarrass myself! Now to pack the old boy away for a couple more months (when I inevitably get recruited for an Easter service lol)

I'm *just* Swedish enough to know when I missed Sankta Lucia day (it was either today or yesterday btw).

If you told me in 5th grade that I'd still be playing trombone 25 years later, he'd probably think I'd be a little better at it. I'm not terrible but I could be better #trombone

The thing about 2-year-olds, is that they throw your saltines on the floor because they want to try using the dustpan. Luckily I found some goldfish for my soup instead. #toddler

Random #dnd houserules that might make your game more fun: 1) Monks deal double damage to structures and objects, like doors and walls 2) Clerics can do non-lethal damage with attacking spells 3) Sorcerers use constitution for spell-casting

One of the small sadnesses of growing up is discovering that you learned the wrong way of pronouncing a type of dinosaur. Here's to you, Diplodocus.

How did I just realize today that I can spell my name with Snickers minis?

Getting a pat down At airport security Sans deodorant #haiku

Last pre-flight update: there are actually 5 daughters, and the previously assumed mom is just the oldest. I'm stunned. Happy Thanksgiving y'all.

Flying on Thanksgiving with a 2-year-old. So far so good? He does love planes so that helps a lot at the terminal.

If anyone is looking for some niche drama, British historians are all up in arms and exchanging these withering little barbs at each other over the question of whether a recently unearthed document proves that Richard III did not murder the princes in the tower.