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The very specific western hell of realizing all of your machines updated entirely new operating systems three minutes before you login to a meeting.

Mike Johnson says Musk is ghosting him: "I called Elon last night and he didn't answer ... I hope he calls me back today."

Come to the front, @variety.com

truly already feels like it should be friday

My kid comes on Sunday and I’m super pumped

They never really let you know what Dale knew and didn’t know.

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.” — President Theodore Roosevelt.

NOLA problems

YT people struggle to openly acknowledge that they benefit, directly or indirectly, from systems built on racial injustice because doing so can trigger discomfort, guilt, or even fear of losing social standing or power. I’m looking at you liberals.

is it eat it, it’s eat it isn’t it

What’s love got to do with it?

Mr Burns was always so dead on.

Walter White spitting facts:

Just listened to a podcast about procrastination and made a great plan to be responsible later. Seems like about wine 30.

It was vibes and hearsay

ITS WOMEN NOT FEMALES 🫩🤬

“Being a man with common sense is to exist in a constant state of second-hand embarrassment.” - Me

Social media algorithms and media consumption patterns have broken our abilities to even perceive the same reality.

The best only fans ad I’ve seen

It me

So I’ve got a cabinet full of non perishable and five gallons of premium with sta-bil and some flashlights and whistles and so much water #hurricane

Hurricane season youtu.be/gSkKSviyPKk

@markmanson.bsky.social I think I might be one of the psychos who doesn’t procrastinate or I fool myself and do it at some high emotional level. It’s like a list of tasks, I felt seen in a weird way.

Misinformation running rampant and it has HANDS.

So my hearing was for this date next year. 🤦‍♂️went to Willa Jean for flat white + screwdriver + biscuits and gravy. >>>>> happy Monday

It’s Monday and I’m waiting on a hearing for a bs red light ticket. Miss the smell of the city in the morning. It’s nice

Just a reminder for the Red Hat Brigade

I thought this line was particularly telling, and not just for New Yorkers: “I never used to be as far left as a Bernie [Sanders], but those are the only people who are looking out for us,” said Anita Hennessey, a 61-year-old child care worker.

The Mac n cheese in that styrofoam plate just hits a bit different after listening to a Baptist preacher at a funeral.

Two going home this morning plus a celebration for the 19 coming back from Germany. Femme fatale day of service and more. Once again we outside.

You mean to tell me that the man who brandished a chainsaw during a speaking gig was taking too many drugs??

To improve your ci/cd pipeline performance- do pushups during builds

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