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Oh you like Depeche Mode? How many years were you even addicted to heroin

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Ultra hardcore tankie that would shoot the men in his unit on the spot for cowardice and also replies with “pat pat” online

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Happy Father’s day to the father of the year

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Made a shirt

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Watching the Israeli October 7th movie like MST3K

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RIP the great Harris Yulin

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Very normal thing for a grown man to think and to post online

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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

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Me driving down Aurora avenue on a hot day

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Dom Canzone they call him Calzone cause that boy is hot hot HOT

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Me and my two kids were riding on my moped and a Cybertruck passed and we all hit him with the thumbs down and both my kids did farting noises. I’ve never been prouder of my perfect angels

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JD Vance looks like a Garbage Pail Kid from the live action Garbage Pail Kids movie (1987)

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MFW they tell me Akira’s dead, but can’t explain what the army is doing underneath the new Olympic Stadium

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The fact that Adele is not only performing in residency in Las Vegas but also has 11 home runs on the season with the Angels really should solidify her as one of the top entertainers of all time

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Put some stickers on the moped

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Was watching Sesame Street with my five year old and they sang the Bingo the dog song and he goes “bingo, that’s what the guy says in True Lies when they blow the bridge up” lol

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Scarecrow pickup

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Prayers up for getting caught in my culture war dude!

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Exciting times!

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The Great Satan

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One of the most effective and relatable action movie plot devices I can think of is John Mcclane in Die Hard 3 just having a bad hangover and a piercing migraine the entire movie

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Would’ve been funny if the second pilot on 9/11 whiffed the other tower

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Told both my children to kick my skull into the pavement

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The trap ice cream song minivan is my favorite part of spring

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Bluesky psycho alert

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Whenever the cameras cut to a proud father of an athlete in the stands cheering I look over at both my kids hunched over like gargoyles playing Roblox and I weep softly

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Cole Young is just cute as a button

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The deepest kinship I’ve ever felt with another man was when I took my wife to a Sting/Peter Gabriel concert and me and this like 60 year old boomer behind us both kept shouting for Sledgehammer and finally on the encore they did it and me and the 60 year old guy high fived

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