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justj0.bsky.social
Aspiring Lawyer, Perpetual Student, Freelance Words for Hire. Often ragey, always AuDHD
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Fml

I am at “Bonkers” Bingo. It’s not remotely “bonkers”, and I’m absolutely not drunk enough for this. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

There is not enough alcohol in the world to get me through this 🤦🏻‍♀️

Mood

Random playlist on the way down to London has just played You Oughta Know and Dummy in quick succession. My 90s breakup phase feels seen 😂

I don’t know anyone who walks into door handles as much as I do 🤦🏻‍♀️ That’ll be another nice bruise 😩

Helen Mirren in Mobland is just 👌

Watching Mobland for the storyline, obvs 👀

To wine, or not to wine…..

What a flipping day. anyone got any whiskey?

All these people managing to get fit for summer and I’m unable to leave the house most days. I’m having to deal with 90 minutes on the treadmill while working. Don’t think this extra timber is going anywhere fast. On a plus point I barely have time to eat. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣 #DontTakeFitnessTipsFromMe

Good morning all ✨ Busy day today, but hopefully a productive one! How are you all doing?

Husband is away on business for the next week. He’s just FaceTimed to me from one of the most stunning hotel rooms I’ve ever seen with a view over the Aegean. I’d just finished cleaning up dog sick. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Is there anything worse than having someone come into your home and steal from you 😩 I feel icky

Okay, so I know I’m not supposed to have a theory of mind and all that (allegedly) but can we all stop fighting for the same thing against each other? Parents, I see you and I am you. It feels like no one is listening 👂

Imposter syndrome has well and truly hit this morning. Starting a new role today 😳😬😬

Garden life

So this happened 😳

The boy is ill. We are couch loafing with books, dogs and F1

Barcelona was awesome - exhausted now but worth it

Welcome to the not awake but excited club 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 🇪🇸

Why do I always book morning flights 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

This describes my kind of people and things that are very important to me.

Fuck it.

I think it’s time to stop pretending I’m not hurtling towards burnout again 🤦🏻‍♀️

Hello Bluesky - Hoping for some assistance - off to #Barcelona in a few days for a few days….. please give me your hidden gems !! Share if you can!! #Tapas #Walks #Sightseeing

I love sending medical referrals, long-winded support emails and managing home admin while answering 1,000 questions at 6 am said no one ever 😩