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No one asked for cartoons to stopped being played on Saturday mornings. Not one single person.

There would be no ICE if more white people would have voted for Al Gore.

Checked cable news to see if there was live reporting on anything about ICE using chemical weapons on LA residents protesting them and CNN is airing a segment about "My Happy Place" and MSNBC is airing another embarrassing music segment rerun from Ari Melber.

This bitch thinks this is funny. He has been pushing for Democrats to lose since he said this fucking President would govern to the left of Hillary. At least Chris is having fun while the rest of us suffer.

Blaming Ukraine as anything but the victim here is bullshit. Arming Ukraine is just. Don't listen to Laurie.

every third way politician and consultant has uncontrollable boners and ladyboners right now thinking how they can get access to Musk and milk him like those dudes that have to jerk off bulls for semen worth hundreds of thousands

Worth noting this was penned by arch-conservative Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson, and was unanimous They did *not* find she was discriminated against, just it has to be tried at the same standard as all other discrimination cases

Audacious can mean a "willingness to take bold risks" and also "showing a lack of respect". CNN made a choice when using this wording to describe Ukraine. Russia launches aerial assault on Kyiv days after Ukraine's audacious drone attack on bomber fleet www.cnn.com/2025/06/05/e...

The biggest loser in the Trump-Musk feud... Jake Tapper.

Just a reminder that the press wanted what happened today between Musk and Trump. They are giddy about it. They wanted chaos. Biden was too boring for them.

Audacious can mean a "willingness to take bold risks" and also "showing a lack of respect". CNN made a choice when using this wording to describe Ukraine. Russia launches aerial assault on Kyiv days after Ukraine's audacious drone attack on bomber fleet www.cnn.com/2025/06/05/e...

Siri, play “Bad Blood”

no lies detected

If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Does this mean Elon has to give back Stephen Miller's wife?

That White Dems are DEFCON 5 hot about KJP coming out with a book that is basically going to say what a lot of Black Dems have been saying since 11-6-24. Y’all ignore us until you can’t and then you get mad.

I have always loved Matthew Sweet. He was an amazing working artist and just an amazingly nice guy every time I have net him. If you can help, please do. gofund.me/332fc2b9

Anyone with half a brain would know this would happen though. Even if it was never said out loud.

Republicans are now threatening women who miscarry. Miscarriages happen in 15-25% of ALL pregnancies. We are living in Gilead now. West Virginia Prosecutor Warns Miscarriages Could Lead To Criminal Charges www.huffpost.com/entry/west-v...

Remember when Republicans complained that Democrats weren't giving enough time to read bills before they were put up for a vote? MTG is just a lazy fuck.

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Erasing Harvey Milk’s name is disgusting, blatant discrimination—and during Pride Month to boot. He served the U.S. Navy and his country honorably, and he was assassinated while serving the public and fighting for LGBTQ+ rights. Hegseth should be ashamed of himself and reverse this immediately.

Happy Pride y'all! Hegseth orders renaming of ship named after gay rights icon Harvey Milk www.cnn.com/2025/06/03/p...

I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee. These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment. Read my full letter to my colleagues here: crockett.house.gov/media/press-...