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the Knight of the Sorrowful Takes software dev, here to talk about movies/books/music “nothing means nothing” - R. Savage
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He does this every Friday.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

the gum you like ain’t never coming back style nobody likes that shit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

update: i bought earplugs.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i came to the godspeed you! black emperor show without earplugs we are not the same

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ゴジラ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: GODZILLA

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

hate it when my pets do the whole “i’m actually a wild animal” thing

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submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Now this ambergris is a very curious substance

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

spiders will thrive in your house undetected until one day they say fuck it and walk out the long way across the room right in front of you.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Some of yall:

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

well I’ll throw the question back at you: have *we* modeled for our children a society where you *dont* bring a live chicken to a cineplex?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

people hate sitting next to me on the bus due to my

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

lord, give me the Strength to punch a hole through the sun. the Serenity to punch a hole through the sun. and the Wisdom to punch a hole through the sun

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

the four words every girl longs to hear

submitted 42 days ago • 17 comments

a cough drop that doesn’t taste like anything

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

you can check out from the White Lotus but you can’t always leave. Mike White you can use that

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

People may not realize this, but as a musician I can tell you with some certainty - Kid Rock sucks

submitted 45 days ago • 17 comments

the best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago this mf planting trees today for clout - american proverb

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show

submitted 47 days ago • 66 comments

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

submitted 48 days ago • 58 comments

rfk jr looks and moves like one of those fucked up old robots that haley joel osment watches get ripped apart at the flesh fair in AI

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

maybe I haven’t rewatched the last few Wesses but someone tell me

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I get that increased budgets and creative control changed this, but Wes Anderson’s early movies, Rushmore especially, show a lot of recognizable contemporaneous reality leaking in, and I miss that. It’s bit more gonzo.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

would you believe that I’m deeply vibing with the new Destroyer album

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

ACAB includes police officers

submitted 51 days ago • 10 comments

don’t even talk to me; I’ve had my coffee

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

i keep forgetting every season of White Lotus has the one episode where a stage hypnotism accident results in all the guests switching voices and personalities.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

first you get the sugar

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

in Soviet Russia hose used to drink from you

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

It's stupid Sunday repost if you're #stupid

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

i thought playing dopewars on a ti-83 was nostalgia-proof but here we are

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Columbo: You see, the thing I can’t get past is the footprints at the scene of the crime… Me: Uh-huh? Columbo: They were a size 12. And nobody else on the premesis wears that size and style of shoe, the very shoe you’re wearing now. Me: That’s wild, man. Hey, do you like pho? Let’s get some pho.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

having studied enough Columbo I can safely say the suspect is only cooked once they tire of Columbo’s attention. I would simply enjoy the hang until he was forced to drop the case. I could even do the murder real sloppy like

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

the cat is eating paneer

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

Severance s2 has been like if Tom Waits did a song called “Seriously, What’s He Building in There? It Could be a Car or a Guillotine or a Bomb But It’s Really Important and I Absolutely Know What He’s Building in There Don’t You Want to Know? It Could be Like a Mech or a Jacuzzi or a

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments