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Partial to The Big Fundamental because it's very much Duncan but think The Dream is the coolest on this list

Demand an affidavit ballot and submit it. Your vote will count.

My daughter kinda, despite being hungry, lacking food, and the terrifying sound of flying, shares the food with her cats. Please help my daughter get food. The 🙏🤲🇵🇸💔donation link is in Bailo.

This is a fucking outrage.

ROOMMATE: hey what the hell happened to my corn THE INVENTOR OF CREAMED CORN: pretty cool right

One of the ways in which generative AI will kill people is that yesterday, when the wet bulb temperature was nearing 119F, the conversational agent built into the weather app said it was "not a bad day for a bike ride as long as there's some shade". No. No it's not.

It should be more of a thing that these people are constantly on enough drugs to kill a horse

Rule of Law experts: is that good

You will take my timex iron man watch and 3rd gen ipod nano from my cold dead hands

kojima: humans are better than machines [crowd cheers] kojima: because they’ll never understand death like we do [crowd cheers slightly softer]

The Bove allegations should be treated as something akin to Watergate, or Iran Contra. The administration was attempting to do something they *knew* was illegal (anticipating the courts saying as much), and then trying to COVER IT UP. Only here instead of it being run out of the WH or NSC, it’s DOJ

Not gonna link to the Florida paper but after a quick skim, 1) natural outgrowth of the "just asking questions" libertarian white guy in philosophy class 2) that's A level writing? jesus

Fat Zohran will win 15 terms in a row

Scottie Pippen making an AI image of himself with six rings when he has six rings and is Scottie Pippen is so Scottie Pippen

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

Still the most I've been scared by a modern horror movie, hands down

Agree tho I think in terms of sheer "jesus christ" factor the Hayward injury is close

(elite law professor voice) “well, there is a sound argument in the latest quarterly journal of lawyers doing fake academia by my colleague, hitler 2, that makes a strong case for this”

Yes I doubledipped on PTA, sue me

People dating AI chatbots is probably really bad www.garbageday.email/p/emotionall...

Good lord lmao

You live in a country where they are banning Shel Silverstein and Calvin & Hobbes

I am skeptical about the likelihood that some of Mamdani's topline proposals get implemented, but this AMA answer points to the sheer quantity of low-hanging fruit out there in terms of simple straightforward quality of life improvements available in our city.

Wow: ICE Has Deported at Least 70 U.S. Citizens

You're allowed to advocate for white supremacy in the classroom because controversial ideas should be taught! people aren't made of glass snowflake! Also if someone says slavery's legacy persists into the present that's traumatic for white kids and it should not be allowed bsky.app/profile/anth...

There's a Frinkiac for Detroiters now: l

Here is the terrifying photo of Cuomo grabbing Anna Ruch and asking to kiss her. You be the judge.

Bezos basically did to the Washington Post exactly what Elon Musk did to Twitter

🐐 movie

One of the things that becomes readily apparent in professional dem circles is they think their voters are mostly morons, quote tweet entirely unrelated

For the police "bike safety" just means stealing bikes from kids

I remember when his son, Richard W. Smith and his three frat buddies selected a random UVa student and beat the hell out of him on the street while they laughed, back in 1997. UVa didn't expel them, thanks to Fred Smith's intervention. Today, Richard W. Smith is a COO at FedEx.

Reposting this again before the season ends

It's nice to have Gets Really Red When Exercising representation tbh

It's one of the reasons Dr. Seuss is still so huge. His books just feel great to say out loud. The rhythm is perfect