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Brain full of spiders, garlic in her soul. Barbie Nine-Jobs.
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FWIW I think this (👇🏻) is an absolutely terrible idea. There are no circumstances, if you’re trans and you’re being accosted for using the “wrong” toilet, where waving a bit of paper around will help. NONE. On the contrary, it’s only likely to make you less safe. Please, don’t do this.

Hi everyone I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing

I would happily subscribe to a season of transgender operas in Colombia.

Sound up for this one!

Brexit (Breton exit)

Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.

"Sure is me / Yep that's me / I am the fortunate son"

aaaand that's a wrap on the 20th century, everyone. got a bit shaggy there at the end but let's focus on the good times

if you are a musician who plays festivals sometimes you get booked at one that didn't get it together. you can feel it when you load in. there's a wind-swept feeling. you say, well, we'll do our best. then all day you keep looking out and goin "wow ok it's almost time." this picture is that feeling

omigod Hegseth's tacky pocket square

It really says something about America that no one knows what they were even supposed to do at this thing. Cheer? Reverently salute?

The violence reported is that two people drove their cars into protesters.

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

Looking like an eight-year-old in church who knows he'll get another ass-whupping if he acts up.

June was Van Gogh’s season of gold. Sunlight flooded the fields of Arles, and with it came one of the most iconic series in art history: Sunflowers. But behind the brilliance was a mind unraveling. 🧵👇 #artbots #vangogh

[Streaming executive, dismissively gesturing] It's called, fuck, I dunno, The Cleaner. And stars fuckin'... Taz Skyler. I made that up. Find me a Taz Skyler. WHo gives a shit

wracking my brains to think of someone who would have had access to a police uniform, a police-issue plate carrier, and a police car

TIL about a) Charlotte Braun, the anti-Charlie Brown who appeared in ten "Peanuts" strips in 1954 and 1955; b) how deeply unpopular with both fans and Charles Schultz himself Braun was c) that Schultz responded to a fan letter demanding Braun's removal by responding with this letter. DAMN

the Years of Lead Paint are truly upon us

in the future, which is to say the present, everyone is and will be required to relaunch their microbrand every fifteen minutes

Yuri Knorozov was the linguist who deciphered the Maya script in 1953. He listed his cat Asya as a co-author on his work but the editors always removed her. He always used this photo with Asya as his author photo and got angry whenever editors cropped her out.

I did not know the pacarana was a creature that existed until today... I am delighted to say the least...

cool graphs man. come down to my vault i have an amontillado i’d love for you to try

Imagine if Cuban took the perspective that it would be weird to pivot your entire politics to persecute 10 people in the entire country just trying to do sports. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.

just read spoilers on the wheel of samsara and it turns out whales were the meta for the last 34 million years. everyone who built around land mammal builds are fucked lol

Thinking about the guy who was always wearing pajamas at the club in Toronto in the mid 2000s. Hope he’s good

Stares in Spain - it only works if you are trying to avoid an immediate civil war and have solid plans to prevent the inevitable coup initiatives.

i ordered starbucks at work today & i was waiting outside my company’s door for the delivery person & i see a guy coming towards me w a bag so i grab it & say “hi is this for kim?” & he grabs it back & says no it’s my lunch so i look up and it’s one of the attorneys i work with so i have to quit now

lmao get her

i feel that chris hayes is one of the only people in news media that could not only get through the american gladiators assault course but hit the target and score a point

This postcard is cute, but also has a priceless inscription on the back. 🥹

i have decided to 'live by the coin'

💫 PLEASE SHARE 💫 I’m hiring a short-term program manager: * Flexible location in 🇨🇦 * Start date ASAP * Apply by Fri June 20 * Must already be legally allowed to work in 🇨🇦 * www.natureconservancy.ca/en/who-we-ar... #ConservationJobs

GRWM, someone who could be your great-great-great-grandma, looking into my bedroom mirror as though through a window in time