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" Bonjour, I see the sun isn't the only thing shining~ Your big ass forehead is too"

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"🎶An it's go boys go. They'll time ya every breath. Every day you're here you're two days nearer death. But you gooooooooooo~🎶

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It wasn't? It was a special banana? You touchin people's special banana? For? Free?

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Who's banana did you grab? For free?

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"Holoform.." A weird word to him, but he let her take him to the dance floor. The smile he has on seems different than the grin he usually wore. "Do all Cybertronian have a holoform?"

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He pulled her up to his shoulder. "Alright, BBQ time!" He cracked his knuckles and several shadows began going about their tasks. "So this is usually meat, but you can smoke fruit and stuff what do you wanna try first?"

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"OH MY GOD THERES A PORTABLE YOU that's so smart." His golden eyes lit up as her new form appeared. And took her hand. "absolutely!" He wasn't going to look elegant but it was going to be a fun time.

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"I woulda been the most adorable smudge on the wall and you know it~" He was glad to be alive too

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"That's a tremendous amount of energy being expelled from him. If you can get a bit to analyze, you could try to match the wavelength to cancel it out. Or find some sort of sponge to suck it all up."

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"Maybe? It's easy peazy. It's all about smoke and low heat." He offered the small alien his hand "Ya wanna practice?"

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"A God of decay... Always tricky because of the area of effect. What kind of timeline do we have to kill him? Lots of time or is it Imperative that he die asap?" His golden eyes sharpened as he began plotting.

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"So like what kiiiiinda God?"

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"Yeah I realized after I said it. But it's more of a vibe than anything.......barbeque!"

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Bonfire!

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"I think she likes me. Or I'm at least not dead." Hops on a seat way too big for him

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"I'd say somethin sweet but you're here~"

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He was launched out of her lap, and hit an impressive height of 14 feet up before handed elegantly on his feet. "How can you treat the person who makes your drinks badly? That's just silly."

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"Oh my God you're so right I just fixed the pipes. Tea? Kamboocha? Himalayan Slow the World Juice?"

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"That's more of a concern than you meathead~" he cackled teasing her more by booping her nose.

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"Yeah, that much heat really aint good for anyone." He slowly stood still half asleep. "Ya want coffee?"

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"No, my last adventure before I settled down ended with a 20,000 year time slip. But I found the kingdom he founded." He smiled at the memory, before quirking a brow at her. "Yeah and most people live in rocks flying through nothingness as nothingness is getting bigger. Cybertron is a rubix cube+

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"That's my brother, he had all the wisdom, and I proved him right." He chuckled a bit lounging in her lap. "I hadda kid. Accidently time slipped around that time and never got to meet em. But the history books called him a great king. So there's that at least."

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"Well, ya doing a good job by killin everyone who interacts with her~" He teased as he found a comfortable spot in her lap. "Hardest part of parenting is letting your hatchlings fly. It's a big scary world."

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He sashays his way over and plops in her lap. "More like she was nice so got a normal reaction. And you get no say in this Miss 'oh god my child is having a life.' "

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"Fuckin water, if there is the smallest fuckin crack. Bet ya can't drive your RV into the core of a star~" Because that's where the escape pod came from

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"Nah Meathead is a vibe, and one you hella give off." His tail flicked behind him "I mean sure part of it, also the first person to offer a drink before shooting at me. Big plus in My book."

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We did it.

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"Uhh..... One second....." Space googling ......... "I am like 80% sure I'll be fine............ Yeah 80%" He didn't sound confident about that

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KaGe YeSSSSSSS

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"I, theoretically, am. Like how lobsters are, if left alone I won't die. But I was still born meathead." He was still slightly singed and brushed himself off before looking up at her. In all of his 5' tall glory.

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"oooh it's been a while since someone threatened to skin me." He finally slipped fully out of the shadows, only to come under enough energy blasts that should almost kill anything. Almost. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM UNDER 10K IF ANYTHING SHES THE CRADLE ROBER HERE!"

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"I think unless it's a pantheon of peak age gods. I'll be fine... But if I'm not please nuke this astroid for me please." Deets were sent over.

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"Imma really hate to say this. But Imma need you to narrow that down somehow. Unless you're feeling left out I can flirt with you too~" He tried to step out of the shadow several times but narrowly missed getting hit with her weapon.

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"She can join the long list of motherfuckers who tried. It's a really long list, some good friends on there now."

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Um... I stole doughnut tree seeds once. Was erupted out if the mountain that was my home and we didn't know it was a volcano.

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Would you rather I regale you with the time I seduced a duchess to rob their entire mansion? Or when I won the land rights to all libraries in Delaware in a poker game?

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You wanted to dig more into it and I'd reaaaaaallly rather not remember a younger me. Man just the thought makes me want a bloody Mary

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"What is that supposed to mean?"

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I am not proud of a lot of things I've done. But killing myself via immolation wouldn't be the worst thing I'd say I've done. And as long as we come back to it that's the important thing

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I'd say so. [Will not elaborate] Let's get back to us kissing that was more fun.

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Making out while being burnt alive is new. I've done worse for less.

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