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kagewithak.bsky.social
just a lil guy, but getting bigger ... stronger
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too many parents are like "dont do drugs, dont have sex, dont drink irresponsibly" bro they tryna turn us into fuckin losers

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

hey gang we need something bigger than an inch for the imperial metric system does anyone have any ideas that doesn't involve their fucking fetish? jeff: hear me out on this one

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Mob boss: Hey go take care of that guy. Me: Ok I was under the impression that you hated him though, maybe just tell him how you really feel

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

im in your pockets, stealing your paperclips

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

im not a little guy anymore im big now trust

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

Whenever you get weaker, I grow stronger

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

i got no thoughts hi though

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

lol my local miniatures shop thinks im a huge dnd nerd but im just picking up a lot of d4s to use as caltrops

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

you wouldn't even be able to recognize if Scatman was having a stroke

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

sex with me is really gross, wanna see?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

i taught my cat to get me cigarettes but the local stores all ask him for his id now.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

if you dont get it im with u. i dont get anything cuz bad brane

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

yall going on about alt text but i want a picture with every text post cuz readings hard

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Me: *shaking maracas wildly* Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work? Me: *shakes maracas more wildly*

submitted 122 days ago • 6 comments

La Croix: Tap Water

submitted 121 days ago • 11 comments

“HEY! ARE YOU INVENTING NEW KINDS OF NOODLES IN THERE?” my father bellows as he bangs against the door. I want to hide my research but there isn’t time. Instead, my fingers grip the handle of the fire poker. Tonight we will learn who the future belongs to. We will learn who owns the family name.

submitted 121 days ago • 2 comments

Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.

submitted 121 days ago • 11 comments

If you're having trouble thinking of a Valentine's Day gift, just dump them.

submitted 122 days ago • 3 comments

An intern just asked about the dumbest mistake I’ve ever made. Bold of her to assume I’ve peaked.

submitted 122 days ago • 2 comments

can i have a little butler yet or is that just for the morbidly rich??

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

If I was a tree that could talk Id be a real prick to everyone

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

every time you go to the bathroom is an opportunity for a 3-pointer

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

the first rule of connecting my wifi is you gotta forget everything you know about english, itll only slow you down

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

moaning peacefully

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

bro im gonna get soo funny later trust

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

cant wait for them to invent a coffee thats not delicious

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

spreading misinformation on x so i can come on here and be honest. i pooped

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

i aint have anyone interact with my posts for a month can i get some haters or something

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

nice

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

potato potahto tomato tomahto however you say it i’m still gonna fuck it

submitted 127 days ago • 7 comments

i wont sleep with a man for 20$ but i might for a large pizza

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

didnt ask but i appreciate your interest and the time you invested in telling me that thing, stupid

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments