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No Musk. No Bezos. No Zuck. Not left vs right. It’s down vs up. I am not this online persona.
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Found on Reddit and I just want to talk to the person on the e-scooter that totaled this $200K trapezoid and buy them a drink. A scooter. 🛴

Bad Religion’s 1992 album “Generator” is a no-skip. All bangers & always has been. I thought I needed a Trump-era release to get me through this, but it’s just a note telling me to go listen to Generator. The times have not changed, but the names and faces have.

I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison

This. I’m surprised so many POC and Immigrants join the military. Especially NOW.

(TW: Midlife crisis) Yes, please send me more info on this restored ‘81 Delorean with 26K miles and manual transmission.

I don’t want a left-wing Rogan. No podcaster or show entertainer will save us. If we (must), then I pick John Stewart / John Oliver - no notes, no changes. What I (want) is the raiders of the lost ark scene to happen when the Nazis badge in for at Fox News. Even the work-from-home ones.

The urge to buy tickets to the Wu-Tang Forever show mixed with Ticketmaster hatred and the fact I just got my first postal mail from AARP. 🫠

For my 50th this year (it’s not today), I just want Dinosaur Jr & J Mascis to re-record or release the finish that cover of “Just Like Heaven” by The Cure. It’s edging. Since 1989. 😩

I’m going to need adderall, coffee, and luck today to pull off my list of things at work today that are due tomorrow. Happy to have a job though ~in this economy~

Why do we need a golden dome? Are we expecting hundreds of missiles being fired at us? Here’s a thing. Whatever we’d do to cause that, just … don’t do it?

People in the US keep dying from crashes in which they are not wearing a seatbelt. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!? Who the f- doesn’t wear a seatbelt? My head can’t comprehend why. Fashion reasons with expensive clothing?