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Incurable smart-ass. Incredibly masochistic sports fan. Scientist in a former life.
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The age of nuanced Afrikaner grok is over. The age of libertarian grok begins.

did you know there are people out there still holding onto caches of original-recipe Four Loko? there sure are, and I spoke to a few (some with more ominous results than others): theringer.com/2025/05/09/p...

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

It manages to keep getting worse the more you read!

This is the problem with X in a nutshell. You fundamentally can't trust the product, because the owner will trash it's functioning in an effort to make the world match his batshit views. It's as if Henry Ford was not just antisemitic, but stitched anti-semitic propaganda into every Model T.

A million times this. Like every other professional league, the MLB made partnerships with betting apps an essential part of their business model, and now they have to rehab former players who denigrated the sport because gambling is now a great thing.

The cognitive dissonance required to support the government saying both “Forget vaccines, you just need fresh, healthy food” and “We’re firing all the food inspectors” is truly staggering.

The Nation was spoon-fed documents from a bad-faith Republican House committee and covered them as if they were a scandal. The more I look into the lab leak the more shocked I am at how desperately the media tried to launder the theory into something respectable. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

What a fascinatingly stupid time to be alive.

There was an old tweet that stuck with me: "If you can easily walk to the coffee shop but your barista has a one hour commute, you don't live in a walkable 15 minute city; you live in a theme park"

John Roberts, who has abdicated the Supreme Court's role in government and through his decisions, has facilitated the deforming of the government's structure and the debilitation of public education, would like to blame the teachers, thank you very much. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

How long do you think it takes a NYT reporter to order dinner? “Reports around this establishment suggest that this particular patron is interested in procuring for sustenance the ground meat from a grass-fed bovine, shaped into a flat disc and fried on the grill before being placed on a roll.”

Just right out there in the open.

This is nuts.

I feel like this is missing A LOT of context.

For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

The sky palace bribe is much better than the crypto bribes because you know he lacks object permanence.

The duality of man.

She went from "quirky pixie" to "punk rock viking" QUICK.

This seems like kind of a big story and it's frustrating that we're still getting "it's time for liberals to consider the lab leak" think pieces. The two best pieces of "evidence" come directly from the Trump Administration and have completely fallen apart under scrutiny!

You, a simpleton: Bill Belichick is getting bamboozled by a GIRL ME, AN ARISTOCRAT: Lane Kiffin is posting Instagram mommy inspo with a work rate like we’ve never seen

The cost of the 4 F-18 planes lost in the Red Sea ($240 million) is now greater than the 2025 NEH Budget ($200 million)

Urban Meyer: subtle navigator of the griftosphere.

My first thought: "Oh shit! The anthrax guy?!"

Heh.

The party of limited government is at it again.

The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary. Just saying.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

I had no idea that "stevia tastes like asphalt" was a thing until now.

The fighter jets pine for their real home, the sea www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-airc...

Going through some of the surgeon general nominee's old tweets and there is the usual antivax light stuff, SEED OILS will kill you fast, and THINK ABOUT YOUR MITOCHONDRIA! But this is just stupid.

Apparently it's not that many of us. I think that might be what separates the Xennials from the rest.

Some background on the presumptive Surgeon General. What a time to be alive.

I actually met this guy WAY back when he was interviewing for the Provost job at Cincinnati. Always weird to see his name pop up (and so rarely positive, either).

🧪 Data update on NSF grant terminations Including last Friday's terminations, STEM education grants now account for... 54% of terminated NSF grants (751 of 1381) 75% of terminated NSF funding ($590M of $783M) The next generation of scientists is being targeted. #WithoutNSF #SaveNSF

Oh noooooooooo.

The Leafs and Knicks both ascending in the postseason has to be opening a hellmouth somewhere

It's the social media version of "The Neiman-Marcus cookie."

“Massive numbers of students are going to emerge from university with degrees, and into the workforce, who are essentially illiterate…Both in the literal sense and in the sense of being historically illiterate and having no knowledge of their own culture, much less anyone else’s.”

The whole administration is one giant conspiracy to scam U.S. taxpayers Trump’s new vaccine research initiative will directly benefit NIH’s new principal deputy director, Matthew Memoli, who awards himself $500,000,000 for in-house vaccine research Reports @katherinejwu.com @theatlantic.com

CEO of The Federalist is now claiming that not only was covid-19 engineered in a lab (most scientists still don't believe that), but so was HIV

Now? NOW!? NOW!!!???