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Finally watching The Last of Us series two - we were wondering if the mushroom monsters smell amazing when they are being set on fire?

name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer hard mode: no villains

So... are we calling it Elongate?

The frog is alive

Cool swag at 2025.oshwa.org/talks/

Looking forward to 2025.oshwa.org this year, first time I'm attending. I'm signed up to build a climate sensing frog amongst other things...

The A1 has an unusual amount of sex shops.

I think what American politics needs is more shoey's www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Do you think that if Reid Hoffman owned a pair of geese they'd be called Honoured and Humbled?

These days there doesnt seem to be as many strongmen on telly pulling lorries with their teeth? I blame the 24 hour news cycle and over-proliferation of digital TV channels.

'Animal Hospital' theme tune had no right going that hard. Maybe that outpouring of raw emotion was the sax player subconsciously warning us of the program's troubles to come.

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

[Sesame Street] Elmo> Elmo is happy. Ayn Rand> In a capitalist society, all human relationships are voluntary. Men are free to cooperate or not, to deal with one another or not, as their own individual judgments, convictions, and interests dictate. Elmo> *ugly crying* failing to spell happy

New pope unlocked

HEMMINGWAY: a caller at my local bingo hall >The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places Two fat ladies 88 There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self Up to tricks 46 ME: *sotto voice* >bingo

If Netflix decided to make a theme park a la Disneyland what would be in it? Squid Game is not allowed, too easy.

In celebration of their recent success in the UK local elections, Reform UK are releasing a special edition of the well-loved game 'Guess Who' composed entirely of British white male faces.

Loving these new kids' dystopian snack boxes they have now

The pronatalist clan's only appearance on 'family feud': >We asked 100 people, name a recent invention that brings people closer together. BZZT >Eugenics *Cuts to adverts*

My wife: So due to the tariffs we're going to have to tighten our belts from now on Me (opera-shouting right in her face): WE ARE RICH IN LOVE-SONGS AND POETRY

I think I could do with more wind machines in my life. For when I'm stating important things to my friends and loved ones, edicts and such.

Top three gestatorial vehicles: 3. The Segway 2. The creepy coupe from Wacky Races 1. The Popemobile (obv). Significant contender, 1930s gangster cars from Chicago.

Burgle #32 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Attempts: 1 Best Burgle: 9 thedailyburgle.app

A film that takes place where you're from

I think we should normalise using other animals for expressing financial market movements. Let's retire hawks and doves and bears in favour of crabs and unicorns and weasels.

What's your favourite noun for verbing?