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kath.gobirds.online
she/her / 29 / MA aphrodite for football transsexuals, Jerry Jones's sleep paralysis demon, like if the sun was really into the Wing-T. CEO of Bitchfork one of many Halimede impersonators (insta @ halimedemf), formerly twt @ wizardamphibian
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It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

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just so you all know: tomorrow i will be starting a website. I anticipate you all enjoying this website or at least clicking on the link to it. That’s your homework

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the thing about Muse is that they're diet Radiohead but Muscle Museum still clears most of Radiohead's discog- (i am knocked unconscious by a rock)

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beach day

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getting thrown out of depression conversion therapy because I got too horny about it >>

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chat does anyone wanna sleep with me and my girlfriend

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fish except for when I'm ordering a roast beef 3 way

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Juneteenth is an opportunity to contemplate and learn from the resilience and ingenuity of enslaved people who formed rich environmental relations.

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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...

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"you don't have to pass" fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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fuck all of you for abandoning trans kids. "i turned out fine" fuck you "its a distraction" fuck you "its not a death sentence" FUCK YOU

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it's give trans people money day! v-nmo @ kermitthefraud

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we're bringing back slutty macbook selfies for 2025 chat get with it

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v-nmo @ kermitthefraud run me a check today if you're cis I gotta buy beer on the way home for this shit

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SCOTUS decisions at 10 a.m. Eastern

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every incubus song on here fucking rips actually

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hey guys - my son just had picture day at school and he’s really self-conscious about how his photo came out. sounds like some of the other kids were pretty mean to him :/ can we show him a little love in the replies? let him know he’s looking good?

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new zine

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it’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

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we will make the people responsible for this face consequences and we will see a world with open borders, where no one has the authority to enact this kind of terror on anyone, especially not desperate vulnerable people seeking better lives or just simple safety

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Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory

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James “Mike” Staton, the Boston Area ICE Agent with White Supremacist Ties

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got woken up 15 minutes ahead of my alarms by birds they're calling me the only disney princess that can say faggot

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what people actually mean when they say they’re afraid of cities is that they’re afraid of people that don’t look like them (and are also too scared to say that too)

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She's doin it again www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjj7...

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Maddy is the woman of my dreams

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I'm doing it again

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i think they should give link top surgery scars

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I AM OFFICIALLY ONE WEEK AWAY FROM SURGERY!!! I’m going to be out of work for 3 months so any help and donations I can get would be extremely extremely helpful. Thank you to everyone who has donated and shared already I love yall www.gofundme.com/f/support-li...

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@maddy.gobirds.online told me to put it in the paper that she's mad. I don't have access to a publishing house but close enough to post it

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i think tv was as good as it was ever going to get in the mid 2010s and I think we may have run out of that Wallace and Gromit clay forever [THIS USER IS WATCHING WYNONNA EARP]

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if you don't o7 your OpenSubtitles syncers you should be sent to superjail

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