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keithshow.bsky.social
Juggler, Comm BA, Guitar, Comedy, Writing. Team Moderna. I can tell you why it's funny. I probably want to pet your dog. He/Him.
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I think of "They Live" whenever I hit a 'submit' button.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

He has such thin skin everywhere but his ear.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

He only picks people who are loyal. Everyone he picks is an incompetent fool. Ergo only incompetent fools are loyal.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone needs to leave tacos alone.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

‘Reality’ TV convinced people those were actual real housewives and that this punk is somehow a business genius.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Never before now in all my years have I seen an adult more deserving of a wedgie.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

People are saying Noem ate that dog she shot. Every accusation is a confession.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

When there are ten suspects in the untimely demise of the AI Christie, it will inevitably be the AI that created them. Untwisted and predictable. The opposite of suspense.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah! Put this on loop—this wise man speaks for me. 🔥

submitted 48 days ago • 1047 comments

So many crimes, so few consequences.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Waltz was an embarrassment to the sacred office of National Security Adviser. by Michael Flynn

submitted 50 days ago • 48 comments

Are headlights brighter now or do people just not dim their high beams?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

A death panel of one.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Chuck Schumer makes it to the New Yorker cartoon section. And not in a good way. Chuck, this is your legacy unless you seriously step up. @schumer.senate.gov

submitted 53 days ago • 527 comments

Whatever would happen to me for disobeying a court order needs to happen to them. We have equal protection under the law right? Or is it equal protection under the law but some people get more protection than others? (nod to G.O.)

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Obama wears a tan suit once and it dominates the news cycle for a week. the baby carrot falls asleep in a blue suit at the pope’s funeral and it’s just another day.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

The baby carrot is a felon. He should be detained at the border upon his return and probably not be let back in.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments