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kelpwad.bsky.social
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Bluesky HQ

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

what the FUCK is Brody Foxx doing with his thumbnails

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments

WE MIGHT GET SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE

submitted 505 days ago • 1 comment

I can be hired to make some comical hate comment towards you on any platform so you can put it in some photo album before epicly proving the haters (me) wrong

submitted 510 days ago • 1 comment

I'm deathly allergic to my follower count reaching 4

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna post this image a third time to avoid deleting the second time I posted it (I refuse to acknowledge it was an accident and I totally meant to post it)

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

Who uses bluesky anymore amiright fellas?

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

I'm the person who hires robotic British women to give health status updates to people in futuristic space suits

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing jacksepticeye play the Stanley parable gives me so much serotonin

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

ya mama

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

Idc but I know Rebecca coulda kicked Adam smashers ass if she didn't fucking stand there actin stupid

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

If we got beef were settling it here

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

I'm diamond 1 in papers please

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

Istg I'm not this boring

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

This is probably the best character ever in video game history

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

My birthday was 2 days ago so now I feel like I need a refill on my blood pressure meds and I need to look into retirement plans

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

If I owned a double pedal for a kick drum it'd be over

submitted 519 days ago • 0 comments

Trees have no business having that much leaves. Like how can those little pieces of wood have that many damn leaves

submitted 532 days ago • 1 comment

One of my favorite things is the guy that says "welcome back" in phasmophobia

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

What to airpods and trans people have in common? Old angry bastards never call them by their name

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

Look I'm fine with cuddling I just wanna watch hardstop lucas skits while that happens

submitted 543 days ago • 0 comments

Spare estrogen?

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

Might be some big stuff soon, might not be. wHOoOo0 kNoWs?

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna slow down songs on my turntable, record it, and gain millions of listens on spotify

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

It's me I'm the little drummer boy that rocked the fuck out and created moshpits on the 25th

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

Frank Ocean just dropped. Says you can only listen to it on a conch shell.

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

What'd I say

submitted 573 days ago • 0 comments

Golf would be so much more entertaining if the announcers talked normal and maybe cursed a bit. "He was about to get on the green but he fucked it up just like his marriage"

submitted 580 days ago • 0 comments

This is where it all went south

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

Me: *points at an Asian guy* "Holy shit is that Samuel L Jackson?!" *When everybody turns around to look, I make a full 180 and sprint into a moving car*

submitted 583 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think you listened the first time. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

I hate playing the game but I like complaining about it so I'll keep playing it

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

@mafastra.bsky.social can you remind me what I was gonna post here I forgor

submitted 585 days ago • 1 comment

Oh how terrible would it be if someone were to spike my drinks and food with estrogen oh no I sure hope nobody knows the easiest way to bait me is a bag of combos and chocolate milk

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

i lovv.b wobmman (๑˃̵　ᴗ　˂̵)و

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

Not a furry but would really love to own a fur suit and go to conventions

submitted 589 days ago • 2 comments

Among us but everyone's dyslexic and red/green colorblind

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

I fuckin hate 3 musketeers they're disgusting

submitted 591 days ago • 1 comment

Lesbians, transmascs, and insecure old people fighting over who dyes their hair more constantly

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

This is the type of girl I am btw (this is my dinner)

submitted 592 days ago • 1 comment