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Author (ADMISSIONS: A Memoir of Surviving Boarding School); WIP on four summers at The American Girl Place; Mission Impossible enthusiast.
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Closing arguments and the baby’s not awake yet, let’s gooooooooo!

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some of the tea that people talk about beneath our balcony is really great. Currently listening to a tale abt someone’s pro skateboarder girlfriend losing out on some hosting job in Germany because they are “a little bit sexist.”

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I had to get my car jumped twice today (both my fault) so yes I am enjoying a joint on my balcony at a quarter to 11.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Yesterday we were hanging with a 10mo old. My 3mo old was the same size, if not slightly larger. Just met another 3mo old at the brewery, ours is double her size. He is 17lbs and I am currently in a brace for a sprained thumb from picking him up 🫠

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Seated for Mission Impossible in IMAX 😎

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Before pregnancy I could blast through multiple Jeeter joints a night. Last night I lit one up and immediately realised I cannot smoke these I am a mother.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Have discovered “Disney Adults bring their reborn dolls to Disney Land” TikTok and so I must admit that it is time for me to go back to work.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Twelve weeks ago today I almost died, teehee!

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Karen Read musings… 1. This Shanon Burgess testimony is so embarrassing??? Not only caught lying about a Bachelors, it’s a Bachelors that doesn’t exist at the school he’s lying about. Amazing work. 2. I think I’ve brainwashed myself into an attraction to Alan Jackson.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

My fingers are riddled with postpartum arthritis, but I still got these twists in. This is how dedicated I am to not dealing with braiders.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Justice for Latvia.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Estonian Eric Mathews stays winning.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Not understanding the Austria love!!!!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Pro: our baby sleeps from about 8:30-9:30p to 5:30-6:30a every night for about a month+ now, and spends a significant portion of his day sleeping too. Con: every nap results in a 1/8th inch gain, leaving us with the world’s longest baby.

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

Catching up on Eurovision. Australia seems to be some sort of Benson Boone/Glenn Powell hybrid?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

The most detestable use of AI I’ve seen so far is Court TV using it to recreate audio of Cassie’s testimony from the Combs trial. Among other things, no, the AI cannot pronounce “Suge Knight.”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I know I keep harping on this, but this is such a break from the norm*!!! *dressing like an accountant.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Tom Cruise is wearing a maroon knit on the Cannes red carpet, marking without exaggeration, the most interesting thing he’s worn in a decade.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Baby’s first Eurovision.

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

No Karen Read trial today. How am I supposed to get my hair done?

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Gambling debts, massive approaching recession, or both? apnews.com/article/mich...

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I see a cyber truck parked on a front lawn and I suddenly understand why my mother was constantly on the phone with the town zoning board.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t know that these Karen Read texts are doing what Alan Jackson thinks they’re doing? I’m still stuck on loving Smirnoff Ice in one’s 40s. My stomach, my constitution could never.

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

They found, for Ashley Darby, another white man with questionable business in various African countries who also likes to grab butts. Casting did their big one with Love Hotel.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment