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yanks losing it about speed cameras???

scottish labour's latest attack line is "the snp want to spend money on a new prison for murderers" and i just want to know who in labour's comms office is on the snp's payroll because that's the most preposterous attack line for labour to make against another party i can ever conceive of

Ah my greatest foe, someone whose politics are 95% identical to my own

hey man i found your latest work probing, sparse, and hungry for the big moral questions. but overall meh

I will personally kill the person who designed a Paramount Plus ad with a fake skip button to emphasise that their shows were unskippable

It's cutting through because there is no actual articulation of how AI would economically benefit anyone who is not the stockholder of a tech company. Everyone can see capital will use it as cudgel to cut jobs/suppress wages

because people on here have real problems

(watching the fifth post featuring my newest bit, LinkedIn Dracula, fail miserably) yeah bluesky must be dying i guess

"Introducing sectarianism" to Larkhall, of all the places in the country, is actually an Extremely Funny claim to make, I'm sorry but you do got to hand that to him

not a single person in power has actually articulated in concrete terms how going all in on AI is going to fix the economy, and there are no extant examples of it doing so bsky.app/profile/poli...

In my day Dr Peterson would have been obliged to return a hundred footballs to those 20 children over a high fence. the doctrinal debate would have lost its verve after that.

Back at work after the Bank Holiday vibe

Nothing but respect for this absolute queen, this diva, being so unpopular they've started measuring her approval to one decimal place, absolutely iconic

Says here an online service I have used is updating their privacy terms. No doubt to better protect me, the user

'bluesky is dying' yeah well people have been saying twitter is dying for a decade and yet the posting endures

to make this platform worth it for me they’d have to intro either locked accounts or a green circle, not because i have anything salacious to say but because i want to post ‘my eye hurts’ to a select audience without anyone thinking ‘i don’t see how this is either a Joke or Commentary’

Very normal that the police have to immediately specify that he's white, knowing otherwise there would be far right rioters trying to burn buildings down.

If you'd rather get yelled on twitter it's probably because fascist morons accusing you of insane things like eating babies does less mental damage than normal people yelling true things at you

Jordan Peterson: As you know it began with the forging of the Great Rings- Joe Rogan: Yeah three for the Elves, seven for the Dwarf Lords, and nine for the race of Men, absolutely. Jordan Peterson, eyes welling up, distressingly red: B-but they were all of them de. They were all of them deceived

As well he should

sacked on my first night as bouncer at berghain for asking everyone in the queue if they could please outline for me by what means redmond barry acquired the style and title of barry lyndon and refusing to let anyone in who doesn’t answer satisfactorily

trying to make an American understand that diversity inherently means a larger customer base: imagine a woke burger

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out

Ted Kuntson

My new enemy is that guy in the advert that put way too much sugar in his gochujang pasta sauce

Ancient Irish proverb.

Getting sucked off by Kirby is mainly hot because of the huge level of risk involved

McTominay’s goal tonight, taking him to 12, means he now holds the record for goals in a Serie A season by a Scot - Denis Law got 11 for Torino in the 60s.

Napoli's Scott McTominay named Serie A MVP for the 2024/25 season.

🚨 The FBI agent who visited me just subscribed to my newsletter 🚨

73 year old Georgetown Law Professor Randy Barnett is one of the chief architects of the claim that the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment doesn't provide for birthright citizenship

Unreal post

Hey guys been kicked out of the scheming vizier group chat. Apparently the social and economic reforms I'm puppeting through my liege are "too kind to the unwashed masses" and "not in the spirit of scheming vizier chat"

Hate crimed by Spotify

you guys are too loose with your likes on reels and it's why your algorithm is bad. the bare minimum to earn a like should be Chinese Mom Feeds Soup To Elderly Dog Who Loves Vegetables. keep that as your floor and you're good

If you play the yakuza games with English voice acting you're sick in the head

It's not really the main issue with the Kneecap charge but his name is not Liam O'Hanna, it's Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh. You don't rename Rishi Sunak as Rishi Sunwell, you can't just anglicise things because they're Irish.

looking forward to next weeks anti net-zero intervention from shub-niggurath, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young

The German word for finding out your ex is now an aesthetic travel influencer