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He calls me sweetheart. Makes me feel special... He calls his dog sweetheart... I am not special.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

He's so cute. He calls broccoli "little trees".

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it's okay to hide under the covers.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe you can tell me tomorrow what I did wrong today.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever feelings I had left. You hurt them.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

2 am. Time for some cheese.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I am a smitten kitten. Fingers crossed he doesn't break this kitty cat's heart.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope that sound in my bedroom is my tummy and not a little mouse or something.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna wander around my backyard a little bit. Last night I saw a racoon. I'm so excited!

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

If you tie your apron really tight, it's almost like a big hug.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Can't say you went "back to bed" when you never got out in the first place.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

If you find yourself crying in the shower, it's OK, because at least you're finally showering.

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

What is the appropriate number of books one should own on the subject of raising a gerbil? Asking for a friend. I do NOT own five gerbil books... I have three.

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

I fixed a pair of slippers that should be thrown away with some clear nail polish which should also be thrown away, because I am not a quitter.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Parachute pants! I found a pair. In my house. What is my life?

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments