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Called a thing the Internet of Things—Wrote How to Fly A Horse—http://amzn.to/1jTEwzf—He/Him—Agents: Richard Pine/Inkwell (Literary)—Mary Ellen/Leigh Bureau (Speaking). Austin, TX—New book March 3, 2026—I do not argue, debate, or engage.

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A Greta Thunberg reaction gif for anyone who needs it.

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Note to self.

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Happy Juneteenth, y'all.

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This is wild.

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New summer 'do.

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each day trans people wake up to new horrors,but we can't let anyone see us be upset because they will say it is our own fault

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I desperately need there to be some kind of special hell for the “not a question but a comment” type of people. Sit. Down.

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Arranging for my tombstone to provide suggestions of similar humans you might like

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Foolproof?!! Stand aside

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Your boss is gonna ask if your WiFi works from the fallout shelter

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For making devilled eggs

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@amiberger.bsky.social What if we will NOT be enjoying Salisbury Steak the rest of the family is having and demand buttered noodles?

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New book from @columbiaup.bsky.social: Spoiled: The Myth of Milk as Superfood by Anne Mendelson cup.columbia.edu/book/spoiled...

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Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

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today we honor the men who answer every childhood question with “go ask your mother”

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Pretty sure whoever named it smegma wasn’t asked to name things after that

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I've said this before, but so-called ideological diversity only runs rightward, and it never means arguing about economics or something. I already know the conservative position on, for instance, my existence. I'm not going to snap out of being trans because seventeen more people call me a man.

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She hates him lmfao #NoKings

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How Husband got his Groove Back A CPAP. It was a CPAP. That’s the whole story.

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No matter what’s going on in your life there is some form of potato that will make it better

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Most of the news is horrifying and this story from Bourton-on-the-Water is no exception. Brace yourselves: a family of eight arrived for a picnic to find that… other people were also having picnics 😱 www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/wha...

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Really, the only difference between a string of anal beads and a string of rosary beads is the flavor.

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It’s the people on this website with no sense of humour who choose to reply to jokes that I’m most grateful for.

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Annual reminder that father's day can be shitty because there are many shitty and absent fathers (e.g. mine) and others who get glow ups on social media even though they are utter assholes. If you don't have a dad to celebrate, it is not your fault, and every year today is his biggest L of all.

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Annual reminder that father's day can be shitty because there are many shitty and absent fathers (e.g. mine) and others who get glow ups on social media even though they are utter assholes. If you don't have a dad to celebrate, it is not your fault, and every year today is his biggest L of all.

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Randomly sending love to all my friends today, thank you for all the ways you have made and do make my life (and life in general) better ❤️ Happy weekend, (no need to reply)

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The copyedited version of my next book has this interesting addition to the legal notices:

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WHAT THE FUCK

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I enjoy how Americans will post an image of a man bravely standing in front of a tank at Tiananmen every year to commemorate the wickedness of violence against protestors and then see a protester get trampled by a cop on horseback on CNN in LA and say “well what did he do wrong to deserve that?”

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So many of our loudest First Amendment enthusiasts have no idea that freedom of assembly is right there in it, on equal footing with freedom of the press or freedom of religion

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All the other grown-ups at career day were like “here are the things I like about my job!” meanwhile I just came in and said “math & physics suck and they’re hard, but if you want to get like REALLY RRRREALLY paid and not have to deal with people, you do engineering. Questions?”

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DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’

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I need y'all to get it out of your heads that Indigenous societies were primitive and simplistic. That's colonial thinking, perpetuated to justify the creation of the colonial state in order to "uplift" and "educate" Indigenous folks It's pure BS

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A Greta Thunberg reaction gif for anyone who needs it.

Note to self.

Happy Juneteenth, y'all.

This is wild.

New summer 'do.

each day trans people wake up to new horrors,but we can't let anyone see us be upset because they will say it is our own fault

I desperately need there to be some kind of special hell for the “not a question but a comment” type of people. Sit. Down.

Arranging for my tombstone to provide suggestions of similar humans you might like

Foolproof?!! Stand aside

Your boss is gonna ask if your WiFi works from the fallout shelter

For making devilled eggs

@amiberger.bsky.social What if we will NOT be enjoying Salisbury Steak the rest of the family is having and demand buttered noodles?

New book from @columbiaup.bsky.social: Spoiled: The Myth of Milk as Superfood by Anne Mendelson cup.columbia.edu/book/spoiled...

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

today we honor the men who answer every childhood question with “go ask your mother”

Pretty sure whoever named it smegma wasn’t asked to name things after that

I've said this before, but so-called ideological diversity only runs rightward, and it never means arguing about economics or something. I already know the conservative position on, for instance, my existence. I'm not going to snap out of being trans because seventeen more people call me a man.

She hates him lmfao #NoKings

How Husband got his Groove Back A CPAP. It was a CPAP. That’s the whole story.

No matter what’s going on in your life there is some form of potato that will make it better

Most of the news is horrifying and this story from Bourton-on-the-Water is no exception. Brace yourselves: a family of eight arrived for a picnic to find that… other people were also having picnics 😱 www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/wha...

Really, the only difference between a string of anal beads and a string of rosary beads is the flavor.

It’s the people on this website with no sense of humour who choose to reply to jokes that I’m most grateful for.

Annual reminder that father's day can be shitty because there are many shitty and absent fathers (e.g. mine) and others who get glow ups on social media even though they are utter assholes. If you don't have a dad to celebrate, it is not your fault, and every year today is his biggest L of all.

Annual reminder that father's day can be shitty because there are many shitty and absent fathers (e.g. mine) and others who get glow ups on social media even though they are utter assholes. If you don't have a dad to celebrate, it is not your fault, and every year today is his biggest L of all.

Randomly sending love to all my friends today, thank you for all the ways you have made and do make my life (and life in general) better ❤️ Happy weekend, (no need to reply)

The copyedited version of my next book has this interesting addition to the legal notices:

WHAT THE FUCK

I enjoy how Americans will post an image of a man bravely standing in front of a tank at Tiananmen every year to commemorate the wickedness of violence against protestors and then see a protester get trampled by a cop on horseback on CNN in LA and say “well what did he do wrong to deserve that?”

So many of our loudest First Amendment enthusiasts have no idea that freedom of assembly is right there in it, on equal footing with freedom of the press or freedom of religion

All the other grown-ups at career day were like “here are the things I like about my job!” meanwhile I just came in and said “math & physics suck and they’re hard, but if you want to get like REALLY RRRREALLY paid and not have to deal with people, you do engineering. Questions?”

DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’

I need y'all to get it out of your heads that Indigenous societies were primitive and simplistic. That's colonial thinking, perpetuated to justify the creation of the colonial state in order to "uplift" and "educate" Indigenous folks It's pure BS

Just imagine the genes of the kind of people who would sign up for a "eugenics-based" dating app.

great women in history

Wow babe are you Zelda because your breath is wild