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congratulations mister vice president

Puts this into perspective

Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...

Death and the Maiden, by Camillo Verno, 1895, 📸 via @bleachereport.bsky.social

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

Because they're not just "Little Ponies." They're from you. You GAVE them to her. This isn't just a four-legged piece of plastic with brushable hair. This is a parent's love. This is how she knows she belongs to you. And the PONY belongs to HER. [lights cigarette] It's "MY Little Pony."

Remember when the story broke about a worm eating part of his brain and nobody was that surprised?

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”

Lorde in 2021: Look at it. Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT. I have to respect that.

As comedy writers can tell you, “hat on a hat” means an unfunny bit that’s trying too hard. Happens to the best of us. But this cringemaster LITERALLY does it. All humor and wit dies with him!

"relax, it's just for a stock photo - they'll probably use it for a new herbal tea brand or something"

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social Is Morag actually Planet X, birthplace of the original Groot? “Morag” = “More Ag” (agriculture), “birthplace of a celestial anomaly” fits Flora Colossi origins. The first planting of the Cosmic seed? A branch of Yggdrasil? Would love your thoughts! It’s time man 🐣

JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.

Omg look at the tacky gold shit he's desecrated the Oval with.

This is high art

Darth Vader sketch

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Oh just Texas Congressman Keith Self directly quoting Joseph Goebbels during a congressional hearing….what planet are we on smh