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South African bass singer and voice actor. Metal head and gamer, cat dad and absurdist. Doomsday comedian.
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It seems that the Mouse has finally stirred from its slumber: variety.com/2025/digital...

Logging on.

Hold up, there’s an Expanse game coming that plays like Mass Effect?! This is everything I’ve wanted in a sci-fi ARPG. *weeps tears of joy* “Inyalowda..they never look up.” youtu.be/pIQifuOTTe8?...

The new animated Predator movie is so damn good.

Trying not to wake the rest of the apartment laughing this morning while watching Venture Bros. Dr Venture: 'Why are you naked?' Brock: 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, feel the kill.' Patrick Warburton's VO is absolute s tier stuff. Completely nails the deadpan comedy delivery.

Back to watching Venture Bros to cheer myself up a bit. Dr Venture: 'Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.'

Twitter right now

Well, guess I know what I'm doing on September 25! youtu.be/CAjCy94hUFI?...

New Katatonia single, I share. It's what I do: youtu.be/Z87lfS3KaqA?...

It's one of my least favourite times of the year. Chasing after financial institutions for tax certificates. Bureaucracy will be the death of me.

Didn't get a chance to see 'Sinners' at the cinema, but it's out today for streaming rental/purchase. Let's fire this up!

It's been hot enough to be a 'second shower' kind of day today. Gotta stop going for walks at lunchtime and go either at dawn or in the evening.

Been listening to the new Rivers of Nihil album today. While it's not as good as their 2018 album, 'Where Owls Know My Name', it's still an incredibly kickass album. To be fair though, I doubt anything will be better than Owls. But this is still absolutely worth your time: youtu.be/y-nale3RPbU?...

[releases helium-filled heart balloon] Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird

Time for some comfort television, so I'm starting a rewatch of Ash vs Evil Dead.

Have you supported your local degenerates today?

Had a chuckle at this.

Well this hit me like a fucking freight train.

So apparently we’re getting an Elden Ring movie, directed by Alex Garland. As much as I love the game, that’s going to be a really heavy lift to make it work on screen.

The new Igorrr track is as per usual, insane, heavy and avant-garde as fuck: youtu.be/PYRdJo3cG2Q?...

Alright, time to watch Murderbot!

Like a bear, I have eaten too much salmon, and must now hibernate.