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Perpetually 📍Waterloo 🏳️‍🌈Ally🏳️‍⚧️ (former) Professional record store person. Also doing @p-shirts.bsky.social Eats cheese (cheese enjoyer)
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Now that golf season has started, I'm bringing back the "Make The Golf Course A Public Sex Forest" campaign.

Not to get overly #OnPoli here, but this week I brought together a classic Rickyism and some total #DoFo bullshit.

If anybody is writing/producing Freddy Got Fingered: The Musical, please rest assured that you've just found your graphics person! #FreddyGotFingered #TomGreen #CheeseSandwich

I was thinking that in #hockey, if the opposing (visiting) team achieves a hat trick, we should throw dildos wearing little hats on the ice. #hockeylife #dildo #hattrick

The Melvins haven't released an album in 8 days!

#Kitchener Rangers did it! Holy shit... from a 3-0 series deficit and are movin' on!

Finally, for #SaveTheCBC, 3 P-Shirts of classic #CBC shows from the West coast. The Nature Of Things is still on, but is now hosted by Sarika Cullis-Suzuki & Anthony Morgan.

20 years ago I got a Cuisinart coffee maker, & then I saw it in an episode of The Sopranos. Since then it's turned up in 16+ TV series on #HBO, #Netflix, #AMC & others. The latest appearance was in The Righteous Gemstones!

I've been working on a small classic #CBC series of P-Shirts. @savethecbc.bsky.social is my inspiration. If you don't know who these 3 people & dog are, then please ask a parent, or someone over the age of 45! #SaveTheCBC

Two hundred ninety nine characters? Just for today? Okay I am trying it... Here I go, so far so good! I don't have much to say, the weather is nice, though it could be a bit warmer (I'm in S. Ontario). Hey @canadian-hotcakes.bsky.social how's the weather in NB? Almost there! Happy hour a almost h..

Shout out to Archive dot org user REAIS, who's been uploading a massive treasure trove of old punk stuff & whatnot for the past couple of months. 💙

I'm liking this. #MarkCarney #ElbowsUp

Happy birthday #MarkCarney! (I randomly looked at his Wikipedia page and guess what? It's his birthday!)

I borrowed the goose from Mervyn Sequieras' "Goose vs. Eagle" photograph from last week. Thank you Mervyn! New sweater logo for #TeamCanada for sure!

My #Canada includes #FirstNations.

GREETINGS OWL! #SuperbOwl It's almost time!

Continuing along highway 8 into #Kitchener we have the new unofficial welcome to Kitchener logo. If it looks familiar for multiple reasons, then you're familiar with the area, and have had a hot dog or two at the #Toronto #BlueJays game.

Hello BSky! To start, here's my 1st future P-Shirt preview. It's of a coin token from #Kitchener 's legendary Lulu's Roadhouse, circa the 1980's. (Not unlike the old TTC tokens, I guess, but I was too young at the time. I did get to go a few times in the late 90's though, then it closed 🙁)

❤️ @rachelgilmore.bsky.social

Rick Mercer should be the fentanyl czar, sending monthly rants to Trump. #RickMercer for #FentanyCzar

My Scottish boys #OiPolloi from 1986 (Nicaragua/Reagan era) but is still my song of the month & holds up today. #FuckTrump youtu.be/bsWx_KAZDq4?...

Happy Burns Night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This is for all the LGBTQ+ that worked at #Rim 25 years ago in #Waterloo I remember ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Doug Ford is still for sale and I have an extra $200. 🙄 #onpoli

Happy new Matt Berry album day to all who celebrate mattberry.bandcamp.com/album/heard-...

This is how I felt when I took a shower after the Trump inauguration.

Sitting in my Corolla, like a creep, listening to the new Melvins album.

I thought Bob Dylan was great in Dune parts 1 AND 2

This is why we buy old bootleg records.

Trudeau unveils new campaign slogan: “I Got Jordan Peterson to Leave”

It's been 12 years! Happy Stylish but illegal monkey day, #toronto and those who celebrate.

Did you guys realise it's been 45 years since John Denver & The Muppets? Like, Animal is REALLY old now!

I had a dream that there was a big brawl like in Anchorman, but it was physicists vs hobbyists. Very funny.

Does anybody sell an ugly Christmas sweater that says "is it cake?"

@hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social Excellent! I loved it... This is an instant classic!

You can shit on Toronto all you want, but if you trash their trash pandas, I will hurt you!

What it would look like if Tom Hanks portrayed me in a movie.

Look at this horse... Just look at its mullet. #mullethorse

Heartwarming Gravy Donation Drive

Last summer I encountered proof that Bigfoot is a greedy real estate developer.