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Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻 https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa
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Sometimes my husband will be listening to a song and I describe what kind of suicidalish type result the police would find me in with that song playing on repeat. It's a cute little thing I do. We have fun.

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I never got a chance to know my Dad, but I have a funny feeling he would've watched Pee-wee's Playhouse with me on Saturday mornings.

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Feliz HaveNoDad! (to all that don't celebrate Father's Day)

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♥️

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My bestie's protest sign for No Kings Day.

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People who grow up in loving families are so beautifully clueless to the emptiness of having an awful family and I honestly love that for them.

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Looking for a movie or show that will fill the family sized holes in my heart.

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When work has made you dead inside but you need to stay positive because you have bills to pay.

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I love you <platonically>

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My daily pre-work mantra:

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This far into COVID and still getting surprised by friends who don't vax. jfc people. wtf.

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Me: These iron pills make my burps taste like farts. Him: Okay, FartMouth. You just keep taking those because I'm not living through this shit alone.

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feeling overwhelmed today.

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When the family narcissist dies the sighs of relief are deafening.

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Love is when they give you a safe space to joke about your trauma.

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Craving Sloppy Joes and crinkle fries.

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Waking up before my alarm and using the extra time to do laundry feels like making lemons out of lemonade.

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A spanking and a timeout would fix me.

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Finally watched Adolescence and omfg it was incredible film making and the acting was amazing. Especially Owen Cooper 👀

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Yesterday I found 2 $5 bills on the sidewalk. Highly recommend going out for walks.

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You can't make MAGA stew without some laughing stock.

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"You have a lot of awesome qualities that keep the weird shit from driving me crazy." is better than "I love you".

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I think someone slipped patience thinner into my coffee this morning.

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It's one of those days where I feel like telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks.

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I am enchanted by good juggling and tap dancing. I've never seen someone juggle while tap dancing. That might be too hot for tv.

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Currently viewing APRIL IN PARIS (1952)

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You have to be quick on social media. That current events joke carcass gets picked clean in 15 minutes or less.

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Drinking so much coffee lately I feel like Juan Valdez will be giving me an intervention soon.

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Star Trek crew used their gadgets to check planet density & inhabitability. I just used mine to look up who played Jake Ryan's girlfriend.

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Friend: Did you ever use that Stormtrooper toaster I gave you a couple years ago? Me: Yeah. It shorted out as soon as I put it into the tub.

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they will have to Zamboni the shit off his grave

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I need a romantic getaway to Sandals: Isla Nublar.

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I'd never want to be a veterinarian because too many movies showed me that I'd be woken up in the middle of the night by criminal types to treat wounds at gunpoint.

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Him: Nazgul are dragons. Me: Nazgul are who ride the Fellbeasts. Him: okay...Fellbeasts are dragons. Me: the internet says Fellbeasts are not truly dragons. Him: yeah, the internet also says I should drink pee to cure COVID, so....

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Woke up with my heart feeling hollowed out like a Jack-o'-lantern for no reason. Thanks, Depression.

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I prefer to not sit idly bi.

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The husband took me out on my favorite kind of hot date this weekend... to a comedy club.

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I dislike Sunday and its weird vibes.

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It's weird watching Rushmore 27 years later because I'm looking at Jason Schwartzman as Max and it's making me feel like a cougar.

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Reposting this in honor of Alanis Morissette's birthday

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pls my uterus, she's very sick

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I don't hit the snooze button. I'm one of those psychopaths that gets up when my alarm goes off.

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